(Jessica Simpson was putting on her “Ric Flair” type wrestling robe as it was a big sparkling Texas Flag with JESSICA on the back of the robe. Jessica had a big smile on her face as she left the locker room, saying, “I’M GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN KICKING THAT SOUTHERN BELLE ALL OVER THAT CAGE!!”
The announcer was explaining the next match would be the grudge match between Jessica Simpson and Dixie, Belt vs. Belt match, but then started to say, “We have our cameras in the back of the Ladies locker room area!! Something is going on between the Landers sisters who just defended their Celebrity World Tag Team title belts minutes ago!!! We hear screaming from both Landers Sisters, lets go back there and see what is going on!!! The camera shows Judy and Audrey arguing in the locker room)
Judy: “WHY DIDN’T YOU BREAK J LO’S ARM!!! I had it twisted and locked in against the ropes and all you did was jump off the second turnbuckle and ram your knee into her back!!
Audrey: “Judy, you know I love wrestling, but don’t you think we go a little too far in our championship matches? It seems we always injure someone, like Cindy Crawford last week. You put her in the hospital with the Landers Leg buster and you kept the hold on longer than it was supposed to be, and now she may never wrestle again!!
Judy: (a smile comes over her face as she remembers the look on Cindy Crawford’s face as Judy rocked that knee and heard it pop two times!!) You also remember, IT WAS A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! CINDY AND CHRISTY BRINKLEY WANTED OUR CELEBRITY TAG BELTS!! (Judy is starting to get agitated as she takes off her wrestling robe and starts to towel off the sweat from the match)
Audrey: But they were good wrestlers, there wasn’t any reason to injure them, we are the champions and always will be, I just think we need to stop hurting our opponents, or no one will wrestle us!!
Judy: I don’t care what you think Audrey, THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!! (she shows Audrey the World Celebrity tag team belt around her waist) THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WOMENS WRESTLING!!! YOU COST US 5000 DOLLARS WHEN YOU DIDN’T BREAK J LO’S ARM!! I’M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR THAT!! MAYBE IT IS TIME YOU NEEDED TO RETIRE!! MAYBE I NEED TO CALL THE FABULOUS BLONDES!! NOW THEY ARE A WRESTLING MACHINE!! THEY DON’T CARE WHO THEY HURT!! THEY KNOW, THEIR JOB IS TO WIN AT ANY COST!!
Audrey: (grabs Judy by the shoulders, and hugs her) Ohh, Judy, I don’t want to quit wrestling!! I just want us to have a great workout and great matches that the fans will remember. The Landers Sisters Tag team will go down in wrestling history as the most talented women wrestlers, rather than the most brutal, don’t you want that?
Judy: (Shaking her head) That isn’t how champions are made Audrey!! WE…
(suddenly, Brittany Spears walks into the room, Brittany, who is a member of the Fabulous Blondes, walks in wearing her bikini wrestling outfit and boots and a wrestling jacket. She was supposed to wrestle tonight, but her opponent was injured in a match in Las Vegas. Brittany, instead, managed Pamela Anderson’s defense of the World Celebrity ladies title belt for Pamela!! Pamela was victorious against Erica Eleniak, but the match took it’s toll on both Pamela and Erica!!)
Brittany: HI girls!! GOOD MATCH TONIGHT, Judy!! You REALLY put the hurt on J Lo!! Mariah took a good beating too!! Way to go Audrey!!
(Judy was upset, and had her back turned away from Audrey as Audrey stood there looking at Judy, then at Brittany, knowing Brittany’s ability to start stuff that she shouldn’t be starting, Audrey spoke)
Audrey: HI Brittany, it is just Judy doesn’t understand that I want to win legally, and she wants to still bend the rules when we are in championship bouts.
Brittany: Well, this is PROFESSIONAL WOMENS WRESTLING, We get paid to hurt our opponents and just like my team, The FABULOUS BLONDES, we do anything in our power to win!! As the old saying goes, “whatever it takes!!” Let me talk to Judy a minute. Judy, come over here!
(Audrey turns to her locker as Brittany walks over to Judy. Audrey is putting her belt on the bench and starts to get ready to take a shower. The camera shows Brittany handing Judy something, and a smile comes over Judy’s face as she nods and keeps her back to Audrey. Brittany walks over to Audrey to talk to her)
Brittany: Audrey, I do respect you as a champion, and a great lady wrestler, but you do need to listen to Judy on this deal. To be the GIRL, you have to BEAT THE GIRL! Just like any other occupation, womens wrestling is vicious, rough and can lead to injuries!! That is why we do what we do. At the FABULOUS BLONDES team, we don’t accept wimpy attitudes. If you think you could be a Fabulous Blonde, I just don’t think you have it in you to become one of the best in womens wrestling!! Especially when it is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! NOW, Judy, is FABULOUS BLONDE MATERIAL!! JUDY, come on over and lets put our heads together and see what we can do.
(Judy just backs up and then turns, her hands behind her back, the World celebrity ladies tag belt around her waist still snugly there.)
Brittany: Now, if Judy was to become a Fabulous Blonde, you would have to retire, and I know you don’t want that. Wrestling is in your blood!! Your mom was a great wrestler, and you two have learned a lot from her and many other great girl wrestlers. So here is what I’m going to do. Judy, come on over here and shake Audrey’s hand!!)
(Audrey smiles as she turns with a towel around her neck. She stands there as Judy holds her head down, but her hands are behind her back)
Judy: I’m sorry Audrey. Here, let me show you what I want to do for us now.
(Judy walks slowly up to Audrey , putting her left hand on Audrey’s head, slowly curling Audrey’s hair into her hand, Audrey slowly moves her arm up and gives a small smile, but as she does this, Judy rears back and rams a right brass knuckled fist into the jaw of Audrey!!! Audrey falls to the back of the lockers as Brittany grins widely and grabs Audrey’s arm and holds her up. Judy grabs the other arm and starts pounding away on the face and stomach! Brittany goes behind Audrey and grabbing both arms, Judy starts to speak.)
Judy: HERE ARE 5000 REASONS WHY I HATE YOU AND WANT TO KEEP PUNISHING YOU DEAR SISTER!!
(Judy grabs a handful of hair and rams that brass knucked fist into her left eye, pounding and pounding away as Brittany holds Audrey in place)
Judy: I’M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A SECRET AUDREY, YOU ARE FIRED!! I AM NOW THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE MOST BRUTAL, AND MOST BEAUTIFUL WRESTLING GROUP IN THE HISTORY OF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! I AM NOW A FABULOUS BLONDE!! I HAVE BEEN A FABULOUS BLONDE FOR YEARS, BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIAL! I AM A REAL CHAMPION!! BRITTANY IS GOING TO BE MY NEW TAG TEAM PARTNER! AND WE WILL RULE LADIES WRESTLING!!!
(Brittany shoves a now bloody Audrey Landers into the middle of the locker room as Judy yells, “GET UP!! GET UP!!” Judy grabs Audrey by the hair and puts Audrey’s head between those strong, sexy thighs and lifts her upside down. Brittany grabs a chair and stands on it, holding Audrey’s feet still and yells, “READY? 1...2...3!!” ON 3, Judy piledrives Audrey viciously as Brittany helps by shoving down as hard as she can to help put an exclamation point on the beating Judy is giving her big sister. Judy smiles as Audrey holds her neck and starts to convulse on the concrete floor!! She starts to speak and grabs Audrey’s belt!!)
Judy: Don’t you think this belt looks good around your waist, Brittany? (She opens the belt and puts it around Brittany’s waist as Brittany stands in front of a bleeding Audrey Landers. Judy snaps the belt in place as Brittany smiles!!)
Brittany: THANK YOU JUDY!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL WRESTLING BELT. I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE NOW A FABULOUS BLONDE!!! WE ARE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!!
Judy: YES!! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT TAG TEAM!! MAYBE WE CAN MOVE UP AND TRY AND GET THE ALL WORLD TAG TEAM BELTS? (she kicks Audrey in the head) I’ll deal with you later big sis!! LETS GO WATCH SOME MORE PRO WRESTLING!! JESSICA IS UP NEXT, AND SHE IS GOING TO WIPE THE CAGE WITH THAT STUPID GREASY GIRLWRESTLER, DIXIE!!
Brittany: You are so right Judy!! Jess will have two belts after tonight and Dixie will be laying in a hospital bed, just like your sister. HAHHAHHAA!!
(Judy starts to laugh also as both girls walk out of the locker room area to the Fabulous Blondes locker room)
ANNOUNCER: “OHH MY GOD!! JUDY IS A MEMBER OF THE FABULOUS BLONDES!! AND LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO HER OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!! THEY HAVE BEEN WRESTLING SINCE THEY WERE KIDS!! NOW IT SEEMS TO BE OVER AND THE CELEBRITY WORLD TAG TITLES ARE WITH THE FABULOUS BLONDES!!! WAIT! I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED SOMETHING. IT SAYS, THE COMMISSIONER HAS ORDERED A BELT VS BELT MATCH BETWEEN JUDY LANDERS AND AUDREY LANDERS!!! BRITTANY SPEARS IS ALLOWED AT RINGSIDE!! IF JUDY WINS, BRITTANY BECOMES THE OTHER CHAMPION OF THE CELEBRITY BELTS, IF AUDREY WINS, SHE GETS TO CHOOSE HER PARTNER! IT WILL BE A NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO TIME LIMIT MATCH, AND FALLS DO COUNT ANYWHERE IN THE ARENA!!! OHHHH THIS WILL BE A BRUTAL MATCH!! STAY TUNED EVERYONE!!!
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