“KLASSY” KATHY DERRY

VS.
“LUSCIOUS” LEEANN TWEEDEN

IRON GLOVE ON A POLE MATCH!!
NORTH AMERICAN LADIES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

    “Hello, FWF Wrestling fans!! Brittany Spears here for another edition of Classic FWF!!!  As you can see, many of today’s champions took great care to become the best in women’s professional wrestling,  Just look at the pictures of many of the Hall of Fame wrestlers here in the FWF!!  The blood, the broken bones, the determination to prove who was the best woman in professional fitness wrestling!!  (Pictures of Kathy Derry smiling through a bloody face as she holds the North American Ladies title belt in her hands.  Another picture shows Leeann with her face bloodied, applying an abdominal stretch on a screaming Kathy Derry in the middle of the ring.  Another picture show Kathy Derry with the Iron bar attached welders glove, smiling as she raises it over her head and is about to drop a flying iron fist into the already bleeding Leeann Tweeden!  Kathy then is seen choking Leeann on the ropes as she uses a chain to help her choke out Leeann.)
    Brittany has a big smile on her face as she speaks, “Tonight’s match is a huge classic in Fitness wrestling!!  This was a match that would bring out the evil in both women, and one of these women’s wrestling career would come very close to ending as the other was bent on putting her opponent out of professional wrestling!!”  Brittany walked and stood between two life sized pictures of Kathy Derry in a white one piece wrestling suit and white knee high wrestling boots, and the North American Ladies title belt around her waist.  The other picture showed a smiling Leeann Tweeden in a blue bikini, sweat rolling down her chest, an evil smile on her face as she leans into the camera with the current North American Ladies title belt around her waist.
    “That’s right!!  It was the championship match that was to go down in FWF history as the most brutal and bloodiest match to ever be held between two hated rivals!!  Killer Kathy Derry, the most sadistic woman in pro wrestling wanted the North American Ladies title shot.
    She got it against her most hated rival in Leeann Tweeden who was the North American Ladies champion, and is now currently the North American ladies champion.  Will Kathy Derry come out of retirement just to get a shot at Leeann again?  This match may give us the answer!!!  Let’s roll that beautiful wrestling footage and go to Trish Stratus and Pamela Anderson, your announcers for this main event!!!” screams Brittany as the screen goes to an older looking video and Trish and Pamela stand at ringside talking about the main event, Kathy Derry vs. Leeann Tweeden!!
    (A cloudy arena is screaming with fans as the ring lights shine and the camera zooms in to Trish Stratus and Pamela Anderson). “Welcome ladies and gentlemen back to All Star FWF Ladies Pro Wrestling!  We just saw new tag team champions tonight in the last match!!” screamed Trish as Pamela was smiling and then spoke, “That is right, Trish!!  The new champions, The Fabulous Blondes were just brutal against Denise Masino and Debbie Kruck!! But I’m looking forward to the next match!! Our Main Event!!!  Killer Kathy Derry vs. Luscious Leeann Tweeden!!  North American Ladies Title match!!!  Leeann is defending her title in this match!!  Kathy just wants to injure Leeann!!  Kathy has gotten very sadistic since the falling out her and Leeann had a few months back and now this feud has led to this match!!”
    “You know it Pamela!! Just remember what kind of match it is!” grins Trish as Pamela bends over and is putting something on her hand  out of the camera range!  Pamela then struggles and lifts the object and shows that it is a huge metal bar attached to a welders glove!  Pamela holds it up and smiles as Trish explains, “There it is ladies and gentlemen, the glove that will destroy a girl wrestler’s career tonight in that ring!!  It is time for the “Iron Glove on a Pole” match!!
    Pamela grins as she starts to wave the glove around.  “Yes, and it will be put on a 20 foot pole in one of the corners and Kathy or Leeann will have to climb up to the top of the pole and get the glove!!  Whoever gets the glove, gets 5 minutes with her opponent!!  This is going to be bloody and beautiful!!”  Both girls laugh as the crowd screams their approval as they watch the 20 foot pole get secured in the corner of the ring.
    “Let’s look in the locker rooms and see what the girls are up to.” says Trish.


    Suddenly the picture shows a split screen with Leeann putting on her wrestling robe and grabbing her North American Ladies title belt and placing it around her waist.  Leeann was in a royal blue bikini and royal blue wrestling boots with ‘Leeann’ on both boots.  Kathy Derry was seen putting something in her wrestling boot and looking around for anyone to see her.  She was wearing a white one piece French cut wrestling suit and white wrestling boots with ‘KATHY’ on both boots.  Pamela smiles and yells, “ALRIGHT!!  Kathy has a few things in store for Leeann!!”  Trish just gives Pamela a dirty look and shakes her head.  “Now, Pam, isn’t that why we are here?  This is Professional Fitness Womens Wrestling!”
    The arena lights go out and only the ring lights are showing.   The guest announcer, Vanna White, climbs into the ring and smiles and waves to everyone.  “Evening everyone!! Are you ready for some Women’s Pro Wrestling?!!” yells Vanna, as the crowd screams their approval!!  Vanna smiles and yells, “This is your Main Event of the Evening!!  One fall, no time limit, no disqualification, there must be a winner!! This is an Iron Glove on a Pole Match!!  The girl who gets the victory and gets the Iron Glove off the 20 foot pole, will win the North American Ladies Title belt and also get 5 minutes alone in the ring with the loser of the match!!” screams Vanna as the crowd erupts, and starts to cheer Leeann Tweeden’s name!!
    Suddenly, the spotlight comes on and “Enter Sandman” by Metallica starts to play. Vanna spoke, “Entering the ring area, weighing in at a hot 118 lbs, she is a former North American, Jamaican, and Florida Ladies Wrestling champion and 2 time member of the Dangerous Derry’s World Tag team champions.  Here is “Killer”  Kathyyy Derrryyyyyyy!!!”
    A spotlight then shines on a figure of a woman coming down the ramp.  She is wearing a silk hip high robe that is all platinum white and a hood that covers her head.  Her accented ass is shown from behind as she walks down the ramp in her knee high white wrestling boots.  It reads “KILLER” Kathy Derry and a skull and crossbones on the back as the crowd starts to boo her entrance.  No one can see her face until she gets down to ringside and stands in front of the ring.  She slowly takes it off and stares menacingly at the crowd as they continue to boo her.  She flips them off and walks around the ring, yelling obscenities at the crowd and how she is most prolific wrestler in ladies wrestling history.

     She climbs into the ring and walks right up to Vanna and just stands there and stares at her.  “I can HURT you!!” grins Kathy as Vanna just stands there staring back at her.   Vanna just stands there and tells Kathy, “I’m a good wrestler too, don’t mess with me, Leeann will be the one with her hand raised tonight, and you are going to the hospital”  Kathy just grins and nods and shoves Vanna up against the ropes, “You and what army bitch?  I’ll snap you in half after I’m done with little Ms. Tweeden!!”
    Kathy is still standing in front of Vanna when “The Warrior” starts to blare over the sound system!! Kathy goes nuts as she knows this is the entrance song for Leeann Tweeden!  Vanna shoves Kathy out of the way, very excited, and yells, “Entering the ring area, weighing in at 124 lbs, wearing a royal blue bikini and blue wrestling robe!!  She is the former United States and currently the North American Ladies Fitness Wrestling champion!!  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, “Luscious” Leeann Tweeeeeeeeeddeennnnnn!!!”
    The crowd goes wild as Kathy tears off her hood and climbs the turnbuckles and yells for the audio guy to shut off that music!! Kathy holds her hands to her ears as Leeann basks in the spotlight on the ramp down to the ring!!  Kathy then turns to the walking Leeann and rips off her white wrestling robe to show off her gorgeous French cut one piece wrestling outfit and does a double bicep pose while standing on the second turnbuckle.  She motions for Leeann to hurry up and get in the ring for this soon to be brutal girls wrestling match!!
    Leeann high fives all of her fans as she walks around the ring under the watchful eye of her adversary, Kathy Derry.  Leeann then stops outside the ring, staring at Kathy as Kathy yells, “Ready for your beating baby? I’m taking that belt from you, and leaving you in here to bleed!!”  Leeann jumps onto the ring apron and Kathy starts after her but is stopped by the referee.  “Get to your corner, Kathy!!” yelled the referee as Leeann stood outside the ring waiting to get in and battle with her hated adversary!
    Leeann climbs into the ring and takes off her championship belt and hands it to the referee.  Kathy rips off her wrestling jacket and tosses it over the top turnbuckle as Leeann does the same!!  Now, only the ring lights are on and both girls are ready to fight!!  Leeann stretches on the ropes as she stares at Kathy and Kathy is in her corner, ready to launch her full attack on Leeann!!  The Iron glove is on top of the 20 foot pole as the referee signals for the bell!!

    Kathy and Leeann shoot out of each other’s corner and circle each other quickly and then dive into each other struggling to get an advantage!  A collar and elbow hook up struggle starts but as they battle for over a minute, Kathy is able to get a hand loose and pokes her finger into the left eye of Leeann’s!!  Leeann quickly lets go and screams in pain as she staggers away from Kathy.  Kathy is smiling as she struts over to Leeann and drives a knee into the stomach of the champion.   Kathy is grinning brightly as she grabs Leeann by the hair and drives her head into the turnbuckle.
    Kathy is all smiles as she grins as Leeann staggers from the blow to the turnbuckle.  Kathy quickly delivers another head slam to the turnbuckle and causes Leeann to fall against the corner and hold her head.  Kathy, grinning from ear to ear, puts both her hands on the face of Leeann’s and using her thumbs, grinds and gouges Leeann’s eyes viciously and digs into the eye sockets brutally raking them!!  Leeann screams and tries to stagger out of the corner but is met by a boot to the chest from Kathy!
    Leeann falls against the turnbuckle and Kathy puts her wrestling boot to the jaw and using the top ropes as leverage, she puts more pressure on that boot to the jaw.   Kathy is in full control as she drags Leeann over into the middle of the ring and having her into a tight headlock she stops and lifts Leeann’s chin and with a karate thrust to the throat, the blinded and gasping Leeann falls to her knees, holding her neck and chest, trying to breathe as Kathy holds onto a clump of hair to keep Leeann in place.  The crowd boos their displeasure as Kathy keeps an evil grin on her face.
    Kathy then runs to the ropes and bounces off of them as Leeann is kneeling and trying to recover.   Kathy rushes back and rams a knee to the side of the head of the champion, sending her down flat on her stomach as Kathy rushes to the other side of the ropes and comes bouncing back and drives a double boot to the side of Leeann’s stomach!!   Kathy gets up quickly and goes back over to Leeann in the corner and grabs a handful of hair and puts Leeann’s forehead on the top rope and Kathy drags Leeann’s forehead  across that top rope and tries to cut it wide open.  Kathy then stops and lets Leeann fall and Leeann drapes her arms over the second rope and Kathy is all smiles as she holds onto a handful of hair.
   

    Kathy slowly looks outside the ring and slowly climbs through the ropes and walks along the ring apron, holding onto Leeann’s hair at the same time.  Kathy does a bicep pose and points to Leeann and yells, “Let me show you REAL Womens pro wrestling!!” The crowd boos as Kathy walks Leeann along the second rope and spins her neck to look upward as Kathy reaches into her wrestling top.  An evil grin comes over Kathy’s face as she puts the foreign object onto the forehead and pressing down viciously, Kathy cuts into Leeann’s forehead, busting Leeann wide open!  A few punches to that open cut now causes the blood to flow freely as Leeann is screaming!!  Kathy only laughs as she then jumps off the ring apron, holding onto the hair and hyper extending the neck of Leeann badly!!  Leeann falls on her face back into the mat as Kathy struts around the ring.
    Kathy sees a fan of hers and high fives her as she walks around the ring while watching Leeann writhe in pain.  Kathy goes to the ring and pulls herself in by the third ring rope and walks over to the fallen Leeann.   “I have a surprise for you, baby!!” grins Kathy as she pulls the bloodied Leeann up by the hair and runs her through the ring ropes and watches Leeann fall to the ringside floor!! Kathy laughs and goes outside the ring and rams a boot to the back of her adversary.  Kathy repeats the move over and over then pulls Leeann up by the hair and rams her head into the guardrail.
    A fan of Kathy’s high fives her as Kathy looks down at the beaten Leeann.  Leeann is pulled up by the hair and arm and tossed across the ring area right into the guardrail.  Leeann’s back is on fire from the pain of that guardrail as Kathy struts over to her and delivers a boot to the stomach.  Kathy laughs and holding onto the guardrail, she starts to stomp on the chest of Leeann and putting her boot  onto the throat area, leans into that throat, causing Leeann to gasp for air.
    Suddenly, that fan that high fived Kathy comes over, and is pulling out a pair of brass knucks!!  She smiles at Kathy who grins as well and pulls Leeann up by the hair.  Someone yells, “THAT is Kelly Derry!!! Kathy’s little sister!!”  Kelly Derry was truly Kathy’s little sister and they both were the destructive tag team known as the Derry Destroyers!!  They were Florida Ladies Tag Team champions until Kathy became US champion.  Kelly wrestled Leeann one weekend and Leeann beat Kelly up so bad that it put Kelly out of wrestling!!!


    Kelly kisses the brass knucks as Kathy holds Leeann in place.  Kelly starts to hammer away at that left eye and that open cut until security comes down and stops her!  Leeann is released from Kathy as Kathy quickly grabs the brass knucks from Kelly as she is carried off! 
    Kathy laughs and says, “Lets go wrestle!!” as she drags the bloodied Leeann Tweeden back to the ring.   Leeann is dragged over by the hair, but as they both get close to the ring, Leeann is able to shove Kathy off of her and ram her into the ring apron. Leeann is able to take the brass knucks from Kathy and starts to ram fist after brutal fist into the stomach of Kathy Derry as she is getting her second wind.  The crowd is going wild as Kathy then knees Leeann in the stomach and staggers away as Leeann doubles over.
    Kathy is hurt from the punches from Leeann, but climbs into the ring and starts to stagger over to where the glove is perched on the pole.  She is holding her stomach as Leeann sees Kathy going back into the ring.  Leeann growls and jumps into the ring, and quickly is able to tackle Kathy in the ring before she gets to the corner with the pole.   Leann uses the brass knucks and hammers away at the face of Kathy Derry and busts her wide open as well.  Kathy struggles to block the punches but Leeann is able to get up and pull Kathy up by the hair and tosses her into the middle of the ring.
    Leeann lets out a scream and shakes her fists as the crowd roars their approval!!  Kathy, blood streaming down  her face is on her knees, crying and now begging for Leeann to stop the beating.  “Please!! Stop! I’m bleeding, I need medical help!!!” screams Kathy as she holds up her hands waving them back and forth hoping Leeann would stop and let her go.  Kathy shakes her head viciously back and forth in a “no” motion as she is grabbing something out of her wrestling tights.  Kathy’s right hand is trying to push Leeann away as she comes up to Kathy and grabs her by the hair and is about to drive another brass knucked fist to the face of her adversary.
    Leeann smiles to the crowd as they cheer her on, but as she does this, Kathy takes her left hand and sprays a powdery substance into the face of Leeann!!  It is salt!!!  Leeann falls to the mat, screaming and flopping around the mat as she is in serious pain as a big smile comes over Kathy Derry’s face!!  The salt is cutting into and infecting the wounds on Leeann’s face as Kathy is now staggering over to the ropes.

    Kathy, grinning from ear to ear, as she wipes blood from her face, grabbing the top rope and holds herself up.  She slowly walks over to the corner where the Iron glove is on the pole and smiles as she starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle!!  Leeann is still writhing in pain on the mat, blood covering her face as she is now struggling to get back into the match!!  Kathy is crawling up along the top ropes as she staggers over to the corner with the pole.  The crowd boos their displeasure as Kathy flips them off and starts to climb the turnbuckles in the corner with the pole.
    Leeann is still hurt and on all fours as blood drops onto the ring mat floor as she now is kneeling , wiping the blood from her face.  She sees Kathy now at the top turnbuckle, waving and flipping off her fans or so called fans as she climbs to the pole where the Iron Glove is waiting for her. Leeann falls towards the corner, but Kathy sees her and comes down hard on her head and sends Leeann to the corner as Kathy delivers a boot to the head of Leeann Tweeden.
    Kathy pulls something out of her wrestling boot and quickly puts a headlock on Leeann.  Kathy lifts Leeann’s head up and starts jamming that foreign object over and over and over into the forehead of Leeann!!  Leeann is bleeding profusely and now falls to her knees.  Kathy grins and rams that object into that forehead again and grinds it into that forehead!!  Leeann is screaming as Kathy just gives out a cackle and then drives a knee into the jaw of Leeann, almost knocking her out!!
    Kathy growls at Leeann as she puts her boot on Leeann’s neck, “I should snap your neck right now, but I have a belt to win!!”  Kathy grabs Leeann and pulls her to the ropes and delivers a kick that sends Leeann out of the ring.  Kathy pulls herself up and walks over to the corner with the pole and starts to climb to the top of the pole as the crowd is booing their displeasure.  Kathy wipes the blood from her face as she is now at the top turnbuckle, steadying herself as she now has to climb up another 20 feet to the top where the Iron glove is located.
    Kathy reaches the top, and grabs the glove!  She waves it to the crowd and slides down the pole and puts the glove on  her right hand and struts around the ring as the bell sounds the end of the match!   Kathy Derry has won the Middleweight ladies FWF belt and now gets 5 minutes alone with Leeann in the ring!!   “GET HER IN HERE, SHE HAS A BEATING COMING!!” yells the new champion as Leeann is leaning against the ring apron, bleeding and hurt.


    Kathy Derry struts around the ring as the referee grabs Leeann and helps her back into the ring.  Kathy laughs as she knows she has 5 minutes alone with the former FWF Middleweight champion in the middle of the wrestling ring!!  The crowd is upset that Kathy is the new champion, but Kathy doesn’t care as she rushes over to Leeann and pulls her into the ring by the hair, and rams an iron fist into the back of her head, sending Leeann to the middle of the ring!!
    Kathy kneels down and grabbing Leeann by the hair starts rabbit punching her in the face with that iron gloved fist!  Blood spewing out of that open cut as Leeann tries to struggle.  Kathy delivers two more brutal sized up punches to the face and throat area of Leeann and then slams Leeann’s head to the mat.  Kathy gets up and delivers a vicious boot to the throat and then struts around the ring with the glove held high.  Leeann is coughing and choking on her own blood as she struggles to get away from the vicious 5 minute beating she is receiving from her arch rival.
    Kathy goes over to Leeann and drags her closer to the corner where the pole that held the glove is located.  She climbs to the top turnbuckle, and raises her iron fist, and jumps off and connects with Leeann’s head with the glove!  Leeann starts to convulse as she is laying flat on her back, out cold!!  Suddenly, someone comes into the ring!!  It is Kelly Derry, Kathy’s sister!!  She laughs and grabs Leeann by the arm and hair and tells Kathy to “grab an arm!!”  Kathy just laughs and says, “You toss her, I’ll Kill her!!”  Kelly Derry grinned and whipped Leeann into the ropes and as she bounced back, Kelly stood back as Kathy readied that iron fisted glove.  Kathy connects to the middle of the chest of Leeann’s and Leeann grabs her chest as it is a heart punch from the evil Ms. Derry!!
    Kelly starts kicking Leeann in the chest and head as Kathy struts around the ring with the glove.  2 minutes are left in the carnage.  Kathy grabs Leeann and gets help from her sister, Kelly and tosses Leeann to the ropes again, and delivers another vicious heart punch.  Leeann is seriously hurt as both Derrys are just tearing Leeann apart!!  Kathy grabs Leeann’s leg and puts the Iron glove under the knee and bends it to a point of breaking the knee and leg as someone else comes down to the ring!!  It’s the World champion, Ivory!!  She grabs Kelly and tosses her out of the ring.  Kathy is still working over that injured knee and leg as Ivory starts to come over to stop this act.  But the referee stops her as he points out the time clock which has 30 seconds left on it.
    Leeann is slapping the mat, begging for Kathy to let go as that knee is now shifted and now has been torn up!! Kathy roughs up that knee and then starts to stomp on that leg that is now draped over the bottom rope!!  Kathy jumps up in the air and rams a knee that snaps Leeann’s leg as the bell sounds for the end of the 5 minute time!!  Ivory rushes over to Leeann to comfort her as Kelly is seen outside the ring, clapping her approval of her big sister’s destruction of both girls arch rival, Leeann Tweeden!!
    Kathy climbed out of the ring, the belt was now in her hands as it was handed to her by the timekeeper.  Kelly grins and gives Kathy a hug as Kathy puts the belt over her shoulder and walks to the interview area.   The paramedics are in the ring helping Leeann as Kathy towels off and laughs and yells, “yes, I’M THE CHAMPION!!!”  The announcer yells at Kathy and congratulated her on winning the belt, but was very upset at how she did it!  “Kathy, that was the most destructive display of womens professional wrestling I have ever seen, what do you have to say for yourself!” growled the announcer  as Kathy just laughed. 
    Kathy spoke, “You are soo right!! That is what PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is alllll about!!  HURTING YOUR OPPONENT!! YOU KNOW, IT JUST CAME TO ME, I HAVE TO HURT MY OPPONENT ALL THE TIME!!  AND THIS IS JUST A BEGINNING, FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL SEE ME DO WHAT THE MEN DO!! I WILL BECOME THE “LADY SHIEK” OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!  BLOOD WILL FLOW!! INJURIES WILL OCCUR, AND I WILL BE THE ONE WITH MY HAND RAISED IN THE RING!!  IVORY!! THIS IS A CALL OUT TO YOU!! YOU HAVE INTERFERED IN MY MATCHES FOR THE LAST TIME!!  YOU AND I WILL FINISH IT, IN A STEEL CAGE!! I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL END YOUR WRESTLING CAREER!!  THIS IS A NEW KATHY DERRY, A DANGEROUS DERRY, A MOST DESTRUCTIVE DERRY!!”
    Kathy’s sister, Kelly nods her head behind Kathy as Kathy continues her rant as sweat and blood are now starting to flow down Kathy’s face again! “IT IS NOW A NEW DAWN IN LADIES PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! AND I AM THE QUEEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND SOON THAT FWF WORLD TITLE BELT WILL BE AROUND MY WAIST AND THE END OF IVORY AS CHAMPION WILL BE SOON!!!  I WILL  ALSO END YOUR WRESTLING CAREER TOO IVORY!!
I GUARANTEE THAT!! IVORY…I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU AND SHOW YOU WHAT A CHAMPION WRESTLER LIKE ME CAN DO TO A WIMPY LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU IN THE RING!! ALL THAT MATTERS IS GOLD!!  (Kathy taps her belt) AND I WILL BE THE GOLD COLLECTOR!!”, Kathy screams as she shoves the announcer out of the way and leaves the ring area.  The camera goes to the ring and sees Leeann being carried out of the ring.

(picture fades and goes back to BRITTANY SPEARS in the media room)

    “NOW THAT IS WHAT WOMENS FWF WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT!!  THAT WAS THE TURNING POINT IN KATHY DERRY’S HALL OF FAME CAREER!! SHE BECAME THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IN THE FWF AND FULFILLED HER PROMISE OF ENDING MANY A FWF GIRL WRESTLER’S CAREER AND BECAME EVERYTHING BUT THE WORLD CHAMPION!!  BUT SHE IS A HALL OF FAMER AND A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF YOURS TRULY!!  THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE AT THE FWF HALL OF FAME AND DON’T FORGET TO WATCH ANOTHER HALL OF FAME MATCH NEXT WEEK AS WE BRING YOU THE OCEAN BLOOM VS MONICA BRANDT WORLD TITLE MATCH!!  OCEAN CAME WITHIN INCHES OF BECOMING WORLD CHAMPION, BUT SHE DID DO HER IMITATION OF KATHY DERRY ON MONICA!!! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT MATCH AGAIN!! CARE TO JOIN ME?  BE HERE NEXT TIME, SAME STATION, SAME TIME!!  BYE FOR NOW!!”, smiles Brittany as she gives a girlish wave as the camera fades.