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| julie and dixie...world tag team champions |
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| "THE O SO HUNEYLICIOUS QUEEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" | WILDHUNEY!!! |
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| "CRUSHER CAROLE" WILDHUNEY'S TAG PARTNER THAT SHE HATES!! |
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| "BUFFALO SHERYL'' , WILDHUNEY'S NEW TAG TEAM PARTNER... |
VS
THE REAL DEALS
(SIESTAGIRL JULIE AND DAZZLING DIXIE
VS
CAROL AND WILDHUNEY)
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
IN A STEEL CAGE!!
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
AUSTRALIAN RULES TAG TEAM MATCH!!
NO TIME LIMIT!! NO DISQUALIFICATION!!
The stage was now set. After many weeks of battling in and out of the wrestling ring, two of the most dominant women tag teams would be battling to see who was the best tag team in the wrestling world. Wildhuney had injured Dixie in a singles match by using her “feel the heel” and her finisher, the “HUNEYDROP” piledriver that jammed Dixie’s neck badly. Wildhuney taunted Dixie for weeks about the injury and kept saying, “Let me know if you want more of some Huneylicious wrestling baby!!”
Julie was on a trip to Tokyo Japan to defend her World Women’s Pro wrestling championship belt against some of the best in Japanese women’s wrestling and Wildhuney!! Wildhuney was going to get another shot after beating Dixie in Los Angeles. This irritated Dixie to no end. Every time she saw ‘All star Ladies Wrestling’ on television, and Wildhuney was wrestling on TV, Wildhuney would taunt Dixie while beating up her opponent. Last week, Wildhuney applied a vicious sleeper hold on Candy Kane, and just stared at the camera, mouthing, “THIS IS DIXIE!!! THIS IS DIXIE!! YOU WATCHING DIXIE?” Wildhuney even refused to let go after the referee called for the bell. Wildhuney kept her eyes fixed on the camera, then yelled, “I’M PUTTING YOU OUT OF WRESTLING BITCH!! ME, THE OHHH SOO HUNEYLICIOUS, WILDHUNEY!!”
Dixie turned on ‘All Star Ladies Pro Wrestling’, and saw them talking about the big match in Tokyo, Japan that was to have all the stars of the US and Japan wrestling in the show. The main event was even anticipated by the Japanese women’s wrestling fans. Many loved Julie as the world champion, but there were Wildhuney fans as well. The announcer also spoke, “Tonight, the Suicide Blondes will defend their World Ladies tag team championship belts in that ring against Vicious Vanna White and Killer Kathy Derry!!”
“Wow, that will be a great match!! Bobbi Billard is brutal with Jenny McCarthy as her tag partner!! They have beaten everyone, and been so sadistic during and after their belt matches!!” growled Dixie as she got herself a soda. The World Tag Team championship was coming on and was quickly over and two girls were left bloodied and broken. The girls were Vanna White and Killer Kathy Derry!! Jenny McCarthy had used a chair to bust up the knee of Kathy Derry as Bobbi Billard just grinned using a sharp object on the forehead and brass knucks on the face and chest of poor Vanna, knocking her out and leaving her bloodied in the middle of the ring!! The referee quickly counted to three before Bobbi Billard could take her wrestling boot off the chest and keep the beating going!!
The announcer called over the Suicide Blondes and they strutted to the interview area with the World Tag team championship belts on their shoulders, laughing and high fiving each other!
“THAT was horrible ladies!! What you did in that ring is not PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! HOW could you do that to a fellow woman wrestler?!!” yelled the announcer as the Blondes still were laughing as they held the belts in their hands.
Jenny grabbed the microphone and shoved the announcer back as Bobbi adjusted her wrestling top and caressed her huge mammaries and said to Jenny, who put the microphone up close to her, and said, “These are some powerful weapons aren’t they Jenn? HAHAHA! OHHH, and ohh so strong and beautiful, just like the rest of me and you!”, grinned Bobbi.
Suddenly, Bobbi’s smile went to a mean look and she started to yell into the microphone!! “LISTEN UP YOU PIECE OF CRAP WRESTLING FANS!! WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS THE MOST DOMINANT WRESTLING TAG TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!
IF WENDY RICHTER AND JOYCE GRABLE GOT INTO THE RING AND WENT UP AGAINST US, YOU WOULD BE SEEING THEM JUST LIKE THOSE TWO PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR GIRL WRESTLERS, VANNA AND KATHY DERRY, BROKEN, BLOODY AND TOTALLY BEATEN BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND MOST BRUTAL WOMEN WRESTLERS EVER TO COME OUT IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WOMENS WRESTLING!! THESE BELTS SAY IT ALL, WE ARE (she points to the words on the belt), WORLD WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TAG TEAM…CHAMPIONS!!”
Jenny McCarthy just laughed and tapped her belt and tossed the microphone to the announcer and both girls were about to walk off and the announcer yelled, “WAIT LADIES!! SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!”
Jenny and Bobbi, just turned with a hated look on their face at the announcer, about ready to put the hurt on the poor announcer. Suddenly, a beautiful woman came out in an evening gown and gloves on her hands. The crowd cheered as she walked towards the Suicide Blondes interview area and the announcer screamed, “Here is the PRO ladies wrestling commissioner, FORMER WORLD WOMENS WRESTLING CHAMPION AND NOW OUR LEADER OF LADIES PRO WRESTLING, HERE IS MADUSA!!!”
Bobbi and Jenny are freaking out and start to yell at Madusa, asking why is she here!!? What does she want!!?
Dixie was watching intently as she wondered the same thing. She knew that the Suicide Blondes broke every rule in the wrestling rule book, but they got away with it also. “What is Madusa going to say about them this time?” quizzed Dixie as she ate her snack.
Bobbi and Jenny walked towards Madusa, with a look of wanting to just hurt her, whether to do it in the interview area or the wrestling ring. Bobbi shoved Madusa with her chest and made Madusa back up. Jenny walked up behind Madusa, and whispered, “WE will HURT you!! WE don’t care WHO you are!!”
Bobbi got right up into Madusa’s face and grinned as she said, “WE are going to make YOUR TIME HERE, MISERABLE!” Madusa raised her hand and Bobbi grabbed her by the hair and yelled, “Don’t DO it!!” Suddenly, two huge men came out and grabbed Bobbi and Jenny and holding them.
Madusa backed up and smiled as she heard the crowd cheer. She grabbed the microphone and started to speak. “Ladies!! Ladies!! Ladies!! I use that term loosely!! I have a surprise for you. Today is a new day in women’s wrestling!! Especially in the world of TAG TEAM WRESTLING!! I don’t like the way you two beat up your opponents so bad, that they almost come to sue us as a company!! So, I have decided since I am the commissioner of Ladies Wrestling, to STRIP YOU TWO OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS!!”
The crowd goes wild as Bobbi and Jenny shake their heads, protesting that Madusa cannot do that!! “YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT!! WE WON THESE FAIR AND SQUARE!!” yells Bobbi as Jenny is cussing a blue streak. The big men take the belts from the Suicide Blondes and put the belts on the announcers table. Bobbi’s hair flies all over the place as she protests vehemently! “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! WE BEAT EVERYONE!!” yelled Bobbi as Jenny protested with expletives and threatening any wrestler who touched their belts and threatening Madusa to the death.
Madusa spoke, “In light of me STRIPPING the SUICIDE BLONDES OF the WORLD WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS, I am announcing an 8 girl World Tag team championship tournament to last for the next 2 months, culminating in Las Vegas at the “BEAUTY BASH” Pay per view!! I am here to announce the girl tag teams that will be participating in this tournament. Would you please show the pairings for this tournament on the television screen?”inquired Madusa! The screen popped up with the following names and matches.
WORLD LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TOURNAMENT
SEEDS:
1) DANGEROUS DIXIE AND JULIE SIESTAGIRL (WORLD CHAMPION)
2) WILDHUNEY AND CAROL “THE REAL DEALS”
3) MIKI HANDA AND YUKI SUZUKI
(JAPANESE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)
4) SADISTIC SIMPSON GIRLS (JESSICA AND ASHLEY)
(CELEBRITY LADIES WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)
5) THE ASIAN DEATH SQUAD!!
TINA “THE TIGRESS” CHO AND SAMANTHA SO
ALL ASIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
6) CANDY KANE AND NURSE RANDI
“THE CANDY STRIPERS”
7) OCEAN BLOOM AND TRISH STRATUS
“THE CANADIAN EXPRESS”
8) THE SUICIDE BLONDES
(BOBBI BILLARD AND JENNY MCCARTHY)
FORMER WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
The crowd went wild when they saw the Blondes picked 8th!! Bobbi and Jenny went wild!! “How can you say WE are the 8th SEED!! We are the CHAMPIONS!!! WE HURT AND BEAT PEOPLE!! THAT IS STUPID!! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!! WE HAVE PROVED IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN, WE ARE THE BEST TAG TEAM IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!” screamed Bobbi Billard as she tried to get to Madusa!! The security guards grab both Bobbi and Jenny and carry them off the interview area as both scream and yell at Madusa.
Madusa just grinned as she went to the wrestling podium and announced the pairings for the tournament.
“The first two seeds will have a bye and the rest will be wrestling here on ALL STAR LADIES PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, RIGHT HERE ON “LADIES NIGHT!!”
The crowd cheered as they were going to be able to part of wrestling history!! They showed all the girls who would be in the tag team tournament. All were gorgeous and were well trained in professional wrestling!!
“Ladies and gentlemen! Here are the opening round matches for the World Women’s Professional wrestling championship belt tournament!!” yelled Madusa as she pointed to the television screen.
THE SIMPSON GIRLS (JESSICA ANDASHLEY)
VS
THE SUICIDE BLONDES (BOBBI AND JENNY)
THE CANADIAN EXPRESS (OCEAN BLOOM AND TRISH)
VS.
THE CANDY STRIPERS (CANDY KANE AND NURSE RANDI)
Dixie watched intently and smiled at the position that they were in for the tag team tournament. “We are going to be the new tag team champs!!” grinned Dixie as she watched the Suicide Blondes go wild, and complain that they should be the #1 contenders and they don’t need to wrestle the Savage Simpsons!! They were screaming that they deserve the title match in Las Vegas because they were, THE SUICIDE BLONDES!!
Dixie watched intently and said to herself, “I would love to smack the crap out of Bobbi Billard’s mouth, and show her who is the best in wrestling!!”
Bobbi looked into the camera and said, “I don’t care who I wrestle, I will hurt you!!! Dixie!! Julie!! Lisa!! Any of you wanna bee girl wrestlers, I’m the champion of tag team wrestling!! Jenny and I will prevail and get our World Tag Team championship belts back!!”
Bobbi and Jenny were escorted out of the interview area as the camera went to Madusa, who smiled and nodded. The announcer screamed that another match was coming up after a commercial message.
“I cant wait to call Julie!!! Oh, my, look at the time!!! She is wrestling Wildhuney for the World title now!!! I’m sure the match is over and she is just relaxing with a nice cold drink and her sexy World ladies title belt around her waist!! I think I’ll give her a shout on her cell!!” grins Dixie as they show a commercial for the big World tag team championship match on “Ladies Night” wrestling show!
Before she could pick up the phone, the phone rang and it startled Dixie. “WOW!! Maybe that is Julie trying to call me with good news!!” grinned Dixie as she knew Julie and her were always on the same wavelength on a lot of things, especially when wrestling.
Dixie picked up the phone and a voice she didn’t recognize was on the line. It was a person with a Japanese accent and broken English.
“Hello, is this Dixie? I am Dr. Mayumisaka. I am a doctor here at the Hirohito General Hospital. I have news of your friend Julie. She is a professional wrestler, is that correct?” asked the Dr.
“Yes, she is my friend and tag team partner, what has happened doctor?” asked Dixie, worried that something bad has happened. Did Julie get into a car accident? Did she not wrestle tonight? Was she sick?
The doctor began to speak again. “I am sorry, Miss Dixie, Julie was in bad fight. She was injured badly in the wrestling ring!! She wrestled Wildhuney, and she was badly beaten by Wildhuney. Her knee is damaged and has torn ligaments and a busted kneecap. I saw replay of wrestling match on television. I don’t know if you know this, women’s professional wrestling is big in Japan!! Many fans wanted Julie to win. She was unsuccessful. Wildhuney is now new World Women’s Pro wrestling champion!! I am sorry!!”, consoled Dr. Mayumisaka.
“DOCTOR!! WHAT HAPPENED!! HOW DID SHE GET HURT!!?”, screamed Dixie as she started to shake.
“Wildhuney and her manager for the match, Mami Kumano, who is in the Japan Women’s Professional Wrestling hall of fame, tied up Julie’s leg in the ropes and using a chair and the ring bell, beat the knee up badly and Wildhuney won in a match that lasted over an hour!!”, the doctor said.
Wildhuney was all smiles as she tore up the knee of the former world champion, Julie, the doctor went on to say, and also told Dixie that Julie would be out of wrestling for at least 4 weeks.
“But we have a pro wrestling tournament for the world ladies tag team championship, doctor!!!” screamed Dixie as she turned to see the Suicide blondes go to the ring and beat up a couple of girl wrestlers, because they were upset that they were stripped of their World Tag Team championship belts!!
The doctor also told Dixie, “Julie have bad cuts over her left eye, right eye swollen shut. Wildhuney use chained fist in wrestling match!! Both girls were bloodied badly in wrestling match! It say here, match last 1 hour 13 minutes.
It say Wildhuney use her finisher, “huneylicious Honeydriver” and sprained Julie’s neck badly. I believe pictures of match already on internet!!” said the doctor. Dixie was about to start crying as she saw what the Suicide Blondes were doing to Lethal Lisa! Bobbi was all smiles as she used a taped fist and brass knucks as Jenny had the tag rope around Lisa’s neck, choking her viciously. Bobbi had a full handful of hair as she rammed her fist into that face and forehead, busting Lisa wide open. Each precision blow shook Bobbi’s beautiful wrestling body, as she is attacking viciously.
Dixie turned off the television and went to her computer to see the pictures of the match online. She went to JD’s WRESTLING site and saw that it was true, Wildhuney did win the World Women’s Pro wrestling championship belt as she saw a bloody Wildhuney standing with the World Ladies Championship belt held over her head and her wrestling boot on the face of a very hurt and injured Julie!! The caption at the top of the picture said, “WILDHUNEY WINS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN TOKYO!! BEATS JULIE IN 1 HOUR AND 13 MINUTES!”
“THAT BITCH!! SHE HAD TO HAVE CHEATED TO BEAT MY JULIE!!” growled Dixie as she saw a few clips from the match itselt on the website. She clicked on the “celebration” clip and watched it. She was very upset as she watched Wildhuney, come into the locker room area and was met by a glass of champagne and fellow evil girl wrestlers, Pamela Anderson, the Celebrity ladies world champion and her manager, Brittany “the Bruiser” Spears. The Asian Assassins, the Japan ladies tag team champions, even “THE PRINCESS” Penny B, was there, laughing as she watched what Wildhuney did to Julie in the ring on the replay of the match.
Dixie turned up her speakers to listen to her rival, Wildhuney speak.
Wildhuney holds up her glass of champagne as she is given a towel to wipe off the sweat and blood from her face as her friends celebrate her victory over Julie for the World Women’s Professional Wrestling championship Belt! Wildhuney starts to speak, “AHHH, I CAME TO TOKYO TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I PLANNED TO DO, AND THAT WAS TO GET MY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT BACK AROUND MY SEXY HUNEYLICIOUS WAIST! I AM NOW A 5 TIME WORLD CHAMPION OF LADIES PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! I ALSO PUT THAT WIMPY LITTLE BRITISH BITCH, JULIE OUT OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!! JUST LIKE I HAVE DONE TO POISONIVEY AND MANY OTHER GIRL WRESTLERS WHO THINK THEY CAN BE THE MOST HUNEYLICIOUS WOMAN IN PRO WRESTLING LIKE ME, THE WORLD CHAMPION OF WOMENS PRO WRESTLING, WILDHUNEY!! I JUST HURT JULIE, AND MADE HER NICKNAME “SIESTA GIRL” PERMANENT!! SHE WILL BE SLEEPING FOR A LONG TIME, WATCHING ME ON TELEVISION AND SAYING, “SHE IS THE ONE WHO PUT ME OUT OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!” HAHAHAHA!!!”
Everyone in the locker room agree with Wildhuney as she holds her championship belt over her shoulder. The Princess grabs it and puts it around Wildhuney’s waist as she smiles and taps the belt on her stomach. Wildhuney then mouths, “DIXIE, YOU ARE NEXT!!!”
the only thing Dixie liked about Wildhuney talking, was to see the black eye Wildhuney had and the huge cut over her forehead that Julie had to have caused in the match! Dixie also noticed, Wildhuney was limping into the locker room, but she had the World Ladies championship belt, which made Dixie very upset!!
“I’m going to get that bitch when she comes back to the States!! I’ll finish the job my Julie started!! I’ll get revenge and put Wildhuney and her sleaze ball tag partner Carol out of wrestling, all by myself if I have to!!” growled Dixie as she closed the videotape window on her computer. She started to look at the picture and the first picture she saw was one where Wildhuney was all smiles as she put her wrestling boot on the throat of Julie, choking her viciously as she used the wrestling ring ropes for more pressure.
Another picture showed Wildhuney with a chained fist, pounding on a helpless Julie’s forehead, busting Julie wide open!! Wildhuney’s hair flying all over the place as Dixie could tell, she was out to injure her baby, Julie! Wildhuney also had Julie in an abdominal stretch, using the ropes again for more pressure!!
Dixie saw how brutal this match was as she looked through the pictures and saw Wildhuney piledriving Julie through a table outside the ring and Julie ramming a bloody Wildhuney into the ring post. The next picture showed Wildhuney breathing heavily as blood streamed down her face from the beating she was receiving from the then World Champion.
Dixie couldn’t believe the brutality of Wildhuney, but understood, she was in the business of being the best in ladies professional wrestling, and in pro wrestling, you did anything and everything to get to the pinnacle of your sport. If you weren’t the champion, you didn’t make any money, and Wildhuney was proof of the determination of all the girl wrestlers to make it to the top and win the belt and keep it around that sexy waist, at all costs!!!
Dixie met Julie at the airport, and found that Wildhuney was on the same flight in 1st class!! Wildhuney, did get a glimpse at who was behind her as she watched Julie hobble out of the plane with her knee wrapped and not able to move. Wildhuney just smirked as Dixie saw her come out of the airline ramp and then turned to Dixie, and yelled, “You will be looking like her, very very soon baby!!!”
Dixie, knowing she was in a public place, wanted to get at Wildhuney as she adjusted the belt that was just previously around Julie’s waist and showed it off to many of her wrestling fans as she walked away from Dixie.
Dixie just growled as Wildhuney was met by her close friend, and tag team partner, Classy Carol, who formed the tag team of “the REAL DEAL” OF LADIES WRESTLING!!’
Dixie helped Julie into the car and saw Wildhuney and Carol get into a limosine, Wildhuney, holding her championship belt at Dixie and grinning at her as she got into the limo. “I want to tear her apart! I want her in the ring soo badly!!” growled Julie as Dixie slammed the trunk of her car.
“You and me both buddy!!” agreed Dixie as she handed Julie a couple of wrestling magazines. Julie got enraged as she saw who was on the cover of the magazines. One magazine had Wildhuney in a royalty robe and holding a scepter and her championship belt, with the caption, “THE QUEEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, WILDHUNEY!!”
The other magazine had Wildhuney putting a bloody Julie in a tight camel clutch and a chain around Julie’s neck with the caption, “TOKYO EXPLODES A NUCLEAR DEVICE!! WILDHUNEY BEATS JULIE FOR THE BELT!!!”
Julie opened up that magazine and saw what happened late in the match. “SO that is what that was!! Wildhuney used that ring bell on my knee!! I could have sworn it was a sledgehammer!! I busted her up good though also. Heehee!!” laughs Julie as she sees a very bloody Wildhuney, raising the ring bell above her head and about to ram it into that knee of Julie’s, smashing Julie’s knee badly!
The picture that made Julie very upset was the one with the picture of Wildhuney, her wrestling boot on the bloody face of Julie’s and Wildhuney holding the World Womens Pro Wrestling championship belt over her head with her evil manager for the night, Mami Killer Kumano!!
“That belt should be mine!! She cheated all through that match!!”, growled Julie as they drove home to their house. Julie was still in pain, and couldn’t get over the beating she received from that blonde bimbo!! She knew she was a 5 time world champion, but Julie was the better wrestler.
Julie and Dixie got to the house and had dinner and sat down to watch television. It was Saturday night and it was time for “ALL STAR GIRLS PRO WRESTLING!!” Dixie and Julie worked for this show many times and had been so popular they were flying everywhere to wrestle. But they always came back home to watch their favorite Saturday night wrestling show.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you!! They stripped “The Suicide Blondes” of the world ladies tag team championship while you were away!! They were pissed off!! Now we get to get a chance to become the new world tag team champions!!” grinned Dixie as Julie’s eyes lit up!! She always wanted to be World tag team champions with Dixie and now was her chance, but that bitch Wildhuney, injured her knee and wasn’t sure if she could wrestle in the tournament!!
The show started with a lot of girl wrestling shots and some of the most beautiful women in pro wrestling. Pictures of Julie with her World ladies championship belt around her waist and Wildhuney and Carol and the Suicide Blondes and Dixie and other girls who were part of the wrestling show.
The announcer came on to talk about the upcoming show. He said the start of the tag team tournament would start today and the first match would be the “Canadian Express vs. the Candy Stripers” match.
Ocean Bloom and Trish Stratus came out to cheers for them from the crowd. They were dressed in their two piece Canadian flag wrestling suits and red and white wrestling boots, with the Canadian Flag wrestling capes that flew in the breeze as they walked down to the ring. They waved to their fans as the music changed to welcome the “Candy Stripers”. They were masked girl wrestlers, who had blonde ponytails through the masks and their masks with the red cross symbol on their white masks, and wearing white wrestling tights and white wrestling boots with nurses hats on their heads.
The Candy Stripers attacked Ocean Bloom and Trish Stratus and threw them out of the ring, as the bell rang for the match. Candy striper 1 grabbed Ocean Bloom and tossed her out of the ring. Ocean hit the concrete floor hard and was hurt. Candy striper 2 jumped down and grabbed Ocean by the arm and hair, and tossed Ocean head first into the ring post! The crowd booed their displeasure as Ocean struggled to get up. Candy striper 2 rammed a boot to the side of Ocean’s head as Candy striper 1 ran back into the wrestling ring and work over Trish, who was trying to help her tag partner.
Candy striper 2 grabs Ocean by the hair and pulls her head up as she puts her strong legs around Ocean’s legs, locking her into a thigh headlock. Candy striper 2 starts driving a fist over and over into the forehead of Ocean Bloom as Candy Striper 1 lifts Trish up in the air and body slams her to the mat. Candy striper 2 grabs Ocean and tosses her back into the ring. Ocean is hurting as Trish tries to help her tag partner but is met by a knee to the back of the head from Candy striper 1. Candy striper 2 high five’s Candy striper 1 and both grab one of the Canadian Express wrestlers.
Candy striper 2 grabs Ocean from the front as does Candy striper 2 to Trish Stratus. They lift them upside down and hold them in the middle of the ring and jump up and deliver a vicious piledriver to the Canadian Express. They go for a pin but pull the Express up before the count of 3. “We are having too much fun to stop this, sister” laughs Candy striper 2 as she high fives Candy striper 1. Trish is dazed as Ocean struggles to get up from the brutal piledriver from Candy Striper 2.
The Candy Stripers grab their adversaries and toss them into the ropes. The Canadian Express bounce off the ropes but as the Candy Stripers bend over, the Express jump over them and grabbing their opponents hips they sunset flip them and hold them down for a double 1...2...3!!!! The Canadian Express go to the semi finals as they win their close match with the evil Candy Stripers!! The Stripers are shocked and argue that the Express grabbed their tights!!
Dixie jumped for joy as she saw the Candy Stripers lose and now she knew the Express would be a good fight for Wildhuney and Carole, The Real Deals! Julie was all smiles but she couldn’t move because of the neck brace and all she wanted to do was get back into the ring.
The Canadian Express left the arena and the announcer said, “We have a big surprise coming up!! Don’t go away!!”
“You feeling ok Julie? I’m glad the Express beat those bitch nurses. I would have hated to see them win!” grinned Dixie.
“Oh, I’m fine, I just want to get back into that ring!! Get that bitch Wildhuney one more time!! And get my belt back!!” growled Julie as they showed the tournament brackets and the girls who would be involved in this World Womens Tag Team championship tournament!!
The announcer came back on, and Julie and Dixie turned up the television. “We have a special guest here tonight!! She is a tremendous talent, and has been in this business for only 8 years and has made a name for herself wherever she goes.
She just became a 5 time World Womens Professional Wrestling champion, and she is here tonight after beating Julie badly in Tokyo, Japan! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the “Ohhh sooo Huneylicious woman of pro wrestling!! Your NEW WORLD CHAMPION, WILDHUNEY!!”
Some people cheer but most don’t like Wildhuney as they show clips of the match in Tokyo as she is beating up on Julie badly and uses the ring bell on Julie’s knee with a huge smile on her face, then the submission that finished Julie off, the HUNEYDRIVER! A bloody Wildhuney holds the belt over her head as she puts her wrestling boot on the face of a bloody Julie!
Wildhuney comes out to the interview area, wearing a long evening dress, high heels and the dress is red with diamond studs on them, making her sparkle as she walked. The World Womens Wrestling championship belt was over her shoulder as she strutted sexily into the area. Her huge mammaries were barely contained by the dress. She tosses her long blonde hair and waves to her “adoring crowd” and yells, “Hello everyone!! I’m so glad to be here!! AS you can see, I’m the champion…again!! I beat that slut Julie badly, and made sure she knew who was the roughest woman in professional wrestling, me, WILDHUNEY!!”
Wildhuney sat for a few minutes while another match was about to start. Julie was getting upset and yelled, “TURN THAT BITCH OFF!!” Dixie quickly turned the television off and thought to herself, “I’m going down to the studio next week and challenge that bitch Wildhuney to a match!!”
Dixie waited until Julie went to sleep and called the studio and the “Ladies Night” wrestling show. “I have something to say next week on your wrestling show!! It will involve that bitch, Wildhuney, and the World Women’s Tag Team tournament. The person on the other line said that the next match for the tag team championship was to be The Simpson sisters vs. the Suicide Blondes. He told Dixie that Wildhuney may come back to visit and do color commentary.
“THAT will be perfect!! I will beat her up and toss her into the ring to do more damage on her and then Julie and I will beat whoever wants to face us for those tag belts!!”, growled Dixie as she hung up the phone.
Julie was getting better, her knee was healing well, as she did physical therapy on the knee. Dixie and her were wanting to get ready for their match against the winners of the Simpson girls vs. the Suicide Blondes. Saturday came quickly as Dixie told Julie that she would be back, as she talked to her about being on “Ladies Night” womens wrestling show.
Julie said, “Be careful, baby!! I don’t want you to get in trouble with any of the girls there!! Especially that bitch Wildhuney and that stupid tag partner of hers, Carol!!”
“Oh, I’ll give her both of these if she gets into my face!!” grinned Dixie as she showed off her fists, and laughed as she went to the wrestling studio.
Dixie went down to the studio, and saw Bobbi “bling bling” Billard and Jenny McCarthy, aka The “SUICIDE BLONDES” getting ready for their tournament match against the Simpson girls who were wearing their Texas ladie tag team belts. Bobbi saw Dixie and waved to her and then laughed, and yelled , “I HOPE I GET TO BEAT YOU UP IN THE RING DIXIE, BYE BYE HONEY!!”
Dixie thought about going after Bobbi, but Bobbi just stood there, waiting for Dixie to make a move. Just to prove her point, Bobbi opened her wrestling robe and was about to take it off and yelled, “So, you want to go now? Oh, nothing would make me more happier, sweetie!!”
Suddenly, the Simpson girls came out of their locker room, Bobbi turned and attacked Jessica as Jenny, coming out of the Suicide Blondes locker room, goes after Ashley Simpson!! All 4 girls brawl in the back as the start of the wrestling show begins.
Bobbi grabbed Jessica by the hair and rammed her head into the concrete wall. Bobbi strutted over to Jessica and kicked her in the head with her wrestling boot. Bobbi saw a chain and wrapped it around Jessica’s neck, laughing she dragged Jessica out to the studio ring area!! Jenny was pounding away at the face of Ashley, busting her open with a vicious cut over the left eye!! “TIME FOR YOUR SUICIDE BEATING, BABY!!”, laughed Jenny as Ashley tried to fight back but was beaten down badly.
Bobbi, smiling, as she grabs Jessica’s arms and lifts her up, holding her in place for 3 seconds and viciously body slams Jessica on the concrete floor. Bobbi quickly gets to a kneeling position and smiles as she kisses each of her biceps and caresses her huge mammaries sexily. “Oh, I’m the hottest in ladies wrestling!!” grins Bobbi as Jessica writhes in pain.
Bobbi struts over to the hurt Jessica and raises her arm and then lowers it, grabbing a full handful of blonde hair, that is now stained with blood! Bobbi lifts Jessica up just enough to deliver a vicious upper cut to the jaw of Jessica,sending her back against the ring apron. Jessica staggers to get back into the fight, but is met by a brutal knee to the stomach as Bobbi smiles and sees her adversary suffering. “Ohhh, that looks lovely!!” says Bobbi as she shows off the bloody face of Jessica Simpson and rams her head into the ring post one more time.
Suddenly, you see Jenny McCarthy, lifting Ashley Simpson high above her head, and dropping Ashley onto Jenn’s outstretched knee. Both Simpson girls are taking a beating from the former World Tag Team champions. Bobbi grins as she pulls Jessica up by the hair and as she does this, she pulls something out of her wrestling boot. Bobbi laughs as she grinds that object into that forehead as Jessica screams and tries to get away from the beautiful but brutal blonde girl wrestler.
Bobbi tosses Jessica back into the wrestling ring, with Jessica hurt, and bleeding. Bobbi climbs to the ring apron, tosses her long blonde hair back and poses for the cameras and whispers seductively, “I’m the Goddess of WRESTLING!!” She looks down at her huge mammaries and caresses one of them, a slight squeeze, taunting the men in the crowd as she gives a seductive look and then slowly climbs into the wrestling ring to a hurt Jessica Simpson.
Jenny McCarthy finds a chain and ties Ashley up with the chain and chokes her viciously with it as Bobbi puts her wrestling boot on the neck of Jessica and tells the referee to count!! The referee counts but on the count of two, Bobbi grabs the top rope and leans into the leg that has the choke going on Jessica. The referee stops the count as Bobbi smiles and stomps on that throat area. Jessica screams in pain as Bobbi raises her wrestling boot and kicks Jessica in the stomach.
Bobbi then puts her wrestling boot tip into the throat area and as she grabs the top rope, she grinds the boot tip into the throat, with an evil look and smile, she grinds it into that throat area!! Bobbi then rams the heel of her boot into the forehead, cutting Jessica even worse. Bobbi walks around Jessica, laughing as she watches Jenny running Ashley into the ring post!! Bobbi puts her wrestling boot on the chest of Jessica, and says, “You don’t have anything!! We are the best in tag team wrestling!! COUNT REF!!”
The referee sees his opportunity to do a quick count, and hit’s the 1..2..3, before Bobbi can lift her wrestling boot off the chest of Jessica! Bobbi starts to yell at the referee, “THAT WAS A QUICK COUNT!! THAT WASN’T FAIR!!” The referee yells, “YOU WIN, GET OUT OF THE RING!! YOU AND JENNY ARE THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH!!”
As Dixie watches the match on the television in the green room where all the interviews wait, she exclaims, “WOW, THOSE BLONDES ARE BRUTAL!! WE HAVE TO FACE THEM IN TWO WEEKS!! BOBBI DOESN’T CARE ABOUT RULES!!! SHE MAY BE WORSE THAN WILDHUNEY!! BUT I WANT WILDHUNEY SO BAD, I’M GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET TO THE PAY PER VIEW!! BUT SHE AND CAROL HAVE TO FACE THE CANADIAN EXPRESS, SO THEY MAY NOT MAKE IT TO THE FINALS, OH, I MAY HAVE TO BE AT RINGSIDE FOR THAT ONE!!!”
Bobbi and Jenny stand in the middle of the ring, their arms raised up in victory as they wave to the booing crowd!! “WE ARE AND WILL BE THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AGAIN!!” yells Bobbi as Jenny high fives her tag partner.
Someone came to the door and yelled in at Dixie, “5 minutes Dixie!! Get ready to come to the interview area!!” Dixie got herself ready and grabbed her Southern States Ladies title belt and was about to walk out the door, when she heard two voices. She recognized both of them, and just stood at the door and listened. It was Bobbi Billard and Jenny McCarthy.
She looked out and didn’t open the door very much, but saw Bobbi with a towel around her neck, laughing as she wiped her chest and her forehead, and said, “Light workout huh, Jenny? I’m still as gorgeous as ever, it was fun using my “bling bling” girls here, (she started to do air punches with her fists), and just bust open that sleaze Jessica Simpson!! WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE CHAMPIONS OF TAG TEAM WRESTLING!! HAHAHAH!!”
Bobbi adjusts her wrestling tights and starts to speak again, “I just wish we were fighting those worthless girl wrestlers, Hell’s Belle’s, next week, I want to get my hands on that ugly redneck, Dixie!! I’ll let you finish off Julie once and for all!! Wildhuney softened her up, you get to end her wrestling career!! Heehee!!”
Jenny grinned and said, “yeea, too bad we will have to beat up our friends, Wildhuney and Carol to get our belts back!! But you have to do what you have to do, and we will BE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN!!” Bobbie grinned and agreed, “You are soo right, we are the hottest thing in ladies wrestling, and we are the real champs!! Ohhh, I want to bloody up Dixie so bad!!!!”
Bobbi slapped her fist into her palm as she said that and Dixie was getting upset as she thought to herself, “No, I better not, they would tear me apart!! And that is what they want!! I’ll wait for the two weeks, then Julie and I will end their wrestling careers!!”
Suddenly, she heard the show’s theme music, “Ladies Night” by Kool and the Gang and someone yelled, “come on!! You are next!!” Luckily, the Suicide Blondes had gone into the locker room because Dixie knew they would try to tear her apart in the interview area!!
The announcer screamed, “WELCOME BACK TO “LADIES NIGHT PRO GIRL WRESTLING!! WE have a special guest tonight!! She is wanting to respond to what Wildhuney had to say on last week’s show. She is from the tag team of “HELL’S BELLES” and her tag partner is the former World champion, “Siestagirl” Julie, who was beaten badly by Wildhuney in Tokyo for the World Ladies Pro Wrestling title belt!! Hell’s Belles are in the tournament and will facing the brutal tag team and former World TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE SUICIDE BLONDES IN TWO WEEKS!! She is the current Southern States Ladies champion!! Here is Dazzling Dixie!!!!”
Dixie is wearing short shorts and a halter top with the top in a rebel flag design. Her Southern States Ladies title belt over her shoulder as she walks into the interview area where the crowd is cheering for her. Dixie has a huge smile on her face and tells them she loves them too by putting her hand on her heart. She shows off her body as the crowd cheers and the announcer shakes Dixie’s hand and welcomes her to the interview area.
The announcer spoke, “DIXIE! WELCOME TO LADIES NIGHT WRESTLING!! I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO THE WORLD CHAMPION, WILDHUNEY AND TALK ABOUT THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT!!? TELL US WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND!!!”
Dixie smiled, looked up into the lights and then turned to the camera, tossing her hair back, giggling. “Where to begin, well, let me start by saying, my friend and tag partner, Siestagirl Julie is doing great and is on her way back to being 100% and getting back in that ring to beat up on Wildhuney!! But I have an issue with Wildhuney as well. Wildhuney, I hope you are listening somewhere!! YOU and I have a few things to iron out!! I don’t like you, and you don’t like me!! YOU know, I’m the better wrestler. I am the real woman of wrestling!! You see, Wildhuney!! What you did to my friend Julie, was just horrible!! YOU didn’t wrestle!! YOU and that manager of yours, CHEATED!!! SO SINCE Julie is unable to fight, I want to get you in the ring, anytime, anywhere, any type of match!! WILDHUNEY!! YOU STUPID BITCH!!! YOU ARENT THE REAL WORLD CHAMPION!! I’M THE REAL WORLD CHAMPION!!! SO IS JULIE!! AND WE BOTH WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON IN REAL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!
The crowd cheers as Dixie makes the challenge, but as she does this, someone comes through the doors!! She is standing at the door, in a bikini and high heels, a skirt covering her bikini briefs and the World Womens Pro Wrestling championship belt over her shoulder. IT’S WILDHUNEY!! She slowly walks toward Dixie and gives an evil smirk as the crowd boos their hatred for Wildhuney!! She struts into the interview area, tells the announcer to get out of her way and grabs the microphone.
She starts to speak and stares at Dixie, “WELL, WELL, WELL, Look who it is…Ditzy Dixie, one half of the “scary” Hell’s Belles tag team and friend of the girl I crushed in Tokyo!! Dixie, I hope you know what you are saying!! YOU are aware that I, THE FABULOUS AND OHH SO HUNEYLICIOUS, WILDHUNEY, AM A 5 TIME WORLD CHAMPION OF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL AND I DO MEAN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!”
Wildhuney, gets closer into Dixie’s face, tapping the World Ladies title belt on the shoulder, and speaks to Dixie. “YOU DON’T WANT TO GET IN THE RING WITH A SUPERSTAR LIKE ME. I HAVE BEATEN AND ENDED WRESTLING CAREERS!! I AM A TRUE ICON OF WOMENS WRESTLING!! I’M BEAUTIFUL, HOT, SEXY AND I CAN AND WILL HURT YOU SO BAD IN THAT RING, YOU WILL BEG ME TO STOP, BUT JUST TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, I WONT STOP, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE BROKEN, BATTERED AND BLEEDING!!! JUST LIKE WHAT I DID TO THAT SLUT PARTNER OF YOURS JULIE, MISS “SIESTAGIRL” HERSELF!! I PUT HER TO SLEEP AND WORKD HER UNTIL THEY CALLED FOR A BODY BAG!! HAHAAHAA!!”
Dixie got right up to Wildhuney’s face and said, “Why don’t we do it now? The ring is there, I’m here, let’s do it!!”
Wildhuney steps back, laughs and says, “OH, you are going to make me a happy girl!! But first, I want you to feel something!!” Suddenly, the crowd yells for Dixie to turn around, but before she can do that, someone punches Dixie in the lower back, right in the kidney!! Dixie’s eyes widen as she feels like she has been shot!! She falls to her knees as the person who hit her grabs her by the hair. It is CAROLE, WILDHUNEY’S TAG PARTNER!!!
Carole rams a knee into the lower back again, as Wildhuney hands the championship belt and laughs, “Lets go have some fun, baby!!”
Carole grins approvingly as she wraps a chain around Dixie’s neck and both Wildhuney and Carole grab an end of the chain and pull tightly and walk towards the wrestling ring! Dixie struggles to follow her adversaries as Wildhuney and Carol get up to the ring, grab a handful of hair and ram Dixie’s head into the ring apron!! Dixie’s hair flies all over the place and is grabbed again by Carol and Wildhuney, who repeat the move again! Then they throw Dixie into the wrestling ring, and climb in with her to work her over in the ring.
Wildhuney smiles as Carole makes sure Dixie is tied up by the chains and rams a knee into the kidneys to send Dixie on her kness, so Wildhuney had an open shot as she grabs Dixie by the hair and starts to talk. “YOU SEE!! I’M THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! YOUR FRIEND JULIE, GOT BEAT BY A SUPERIOR WRESTLER!!! AND I AM THAT SUPERIOR WRESTLER!!! I’M THE WORLD CHAMPION OF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, AND I FINALLY GET TO SHOW YOU HOW TO “FEEL THE HEEL”!!! JUST LIKE WHAT POISONIVEY DID DURING OUR CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS!!! SHE KNOWS WHAT “FEELING THE HEEL!!!” IS ALL ABOUT, AND I’M SOO HAPPY TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL BEATING IS LIKE IN LADIES WRESTLING!!!
Wildhuney takes off her high heeled wrestling shoe, Carole is holding a surfboard positioned wrestling hold as Dixie’s arms are held behind her back as Wildhuney holds Dixie by the hair and with the heel of her high heels, she starts to ram that sharp heel over and over and over into that open cut of Dixie!!! Blood starts to flow badly as Wildhuney laughs and then grabs Dixie’s forehead and bites hard down on that open cut!!! Wildhuney grinning as she rams a knee into the chest of Dixie then goes back to working on that bloody forehead!! The crowd boos their displeasure as suddenly, the Canadian Express rush to the ring!!
Wildhuney is now hammering away at that open cut but as she delivers another punch, she is grabbed by the hair from Trish Stratus!! Trish tosses Wildhuney across the ring! Carole is met by Ocean Bloom’s drop kick as Carol falls to the side, causing Dixie to fall on her face! Carole tries to get away but is met by Ocean Bloom and pulls her up by the hair and body slams Carol in the middle of the ring. Carole rolls quickly out of the ring as Wildhuney does the same!! Both Wildhuney and Carol stare into the ring at the Canadian Express as they wave for their adversaries to come back into the ring!! Wildhuney runs around the ring, looking for an opening to get back into the ring.
Ocean taunts Carol, giving her a “come hither” hand gesture as she kneels down and gives Carol an evil look to get back into the wrestling ring. Trish Stratus and Wildhuney exchange words as Wildhuney walks back and forth trying to get an advantage with Trish. Carol and Wildhuney go back to the interview area and start to yell at the crowd as Ocean and Trish care for Dixie in the ring!
Wildhuney, blood splattered on her halter top, and sweat in her hair, tosses her hair back, grabs the microphone and starts yelling at Ocean and Trish!
“CANADIAN EXPRESS!! YOU REALLY DID IT NOW!! YOU ARE GOING TO FIND A TRUE BEATING FROM THE REAL DEALS OF LADIES WRESTLING NEXT WEEK!! I CANT WAIT TO GET YOU TWO IN THE RING NEXT WEEK,!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR FUN IN THE RING WITH DEAR LITTLE DIXIE! SHE WAS JUST GETTING TO ENJOY HER BEATING FROM TWO SUPERIOR WOMEN WRESTLERS!! WE ARE GOING TO BE THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND WE WILL PUT YOU TWO OUT OF WRESTLING, JUST LIKE WE ARE GOING TO DO TO DIXIE, UNTIL YOU INTERRUPTED US AND OUR FUN!! YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE MOST DOMINANT TAG TEAM IN WOMENS WRESTLING HISTORY, AND YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT WE MEAN, NEXT WEEK, GET READY GIRLS, YOUR CAREER IS GOING TO END NEXT WEEK AS LADY WRESTLERS!!” screams Wildhuney as she finishes and tosses the microphone to the side.
The crowd was going wild as they saw Ocean and Trish protect Dixie. They all knew there was going to be a huge fight in the semifinals and Ocean and Trish were going to be ready for Wildhuney and Carol. Dixie thanked Ocean and Trish as they helped her back to the locker room. Trish said, “We just want to get at Wildhuney and Carol and get into the finals, hopefully we will be facing you and Julie.”
Wildhuney, with a devious look on her face, was talking to someone on the phone. “You just make sure you are there, don’t worry, you will get your money!! When we win, I will let you have the first title shot!! Stop whining!! Just be there!!” growled Wildhuney as she hung up the phone. She tossed her hair back and with an evil look, grinned evilly and said, “Ohhh, I’m so Huneylicious!!”
The next week came and it was going to be the start of the semifinals! Wildhuney and Carol were in their locker room getting ready for this match as were Ocean Bloom and Trish Stratus, the fan favorites!!
Ocean and Trish came out first to a loud cheer from the crowd! They both smiled as they jumped into the wrestling ring, waving to their fans, and showing off their gorgeous wrestling physiques.
They took off their Canadian flag wrestling robes and jumped up and down as they warmed up for this big match! The announcer started to speak and said “NEXT UP, ON THEIR WAY TO THE RING, THE CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION OF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, THE OH SO HUNEYLICIOUS, WILDHUNEY AND HER TAG TEAM PARTNER, THE SEXY AND BRUTAL CAROL!!”
They both walked out of the locker room area and strutted out to the crowd. Wildhuney holding her World Womens championship belt over her head as she showed off her bikini and high heels. She puts the belt over her shoulder, tapping it, and yelling, “You have no idea how wonderful I am!!” Her tag partner Carol, came down in a star spangled one piece and white wrestling boots, laughing as she tossed her hair back as they strutted down to the ring.
But as they strutted down to the ring, two other figures jumped into the ring, holding barbed wire bats and chains!! It was the Suicide Blondes!!! They attack Ocean Bloom and Trish Stratus from behind!! Bobbi Billard is in jeans and a halter top, ramming the bat into the back of Ocean Bloom. She jumps on the back of Ocean and puts her neck onto the second ropes. Bobbi traps Ocean’s neck on the ropes and with the bat in her hand, she scrapes it across Ocean’s forehead, cutting Ocean wide open!!
“YOU WILL NEVER BE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!” yells Bobbi as she continues the punishment. She jumps off of Ocean and runs to the opposite side of the wrestling ring, and bouncing off the ropes, she comes back with a flying double knee into that lower back of Ocean Bloom!! Ocean just hangs there writhing in pain as Bobbi repeats the move again.
Trish Stratus is clubbed in the back of the head by Jenny McCarthy and Jenny tosses Trish into the corner, climbing up to the second rope, and holding Trish’s hair back, Jenny hammers away on that open forehead and busts Trish wide open. Jenny’s huge smile says it all, she is enjoying her life as a lady wrestler. Trish’s face is now stained with blood as Bobbi Billard drags Ocean Bloom into the middle of the ring, and with the bat in her hand, she starts to grind that barbed wire into the face of Ocean Bloom, cutting her wide open!!
Wildhuney and Carol high five each other as they watch the carnage in the ring. Dixie and Julie are at home watching all of this as they see that the Suicide Blondes will do anything to get back to the finals!!
“What is going to happen next? Those bitches are really asking for a beating, and we will give them one!!” growled Dixie as Julie adjusted to watch closely.
They watch Wildhuney walk into the ring, as Bobbi stops her playtime, and stands there and points to a hurt Ocean Bloom. “GO AHEAD!!! PIN HER!!”, yells Bobbi as she crosses her arms and waits on Wildhuney. Wildhuney put her knee on the chest of Ocean Bloom and the referee counts, 1...2...3!!
He calls for the bell as Wildhuney grins and smiles and waves to her few adoring fans, Bobbi grabs Ocean again by the hair and arm and tosses her out of the wrestling ring. Jenny throws Trish over the top rope as well, and Bobbi yells, “THIS IS A RING FOR CHAMPIONS!! ONLY CHAMPIONS OF WOMENS WRESTLING ARE ALLOWED IN HERE!!”
Bobbi shakes hands with Wildhuney as Wildhuney holds one hand on her World Womens Pro wrestling championship belt. Carol does the same with her North American ladies title belt and shakes hands with both Jenny McCarthy and Bobbi “bling bling” Billard. All four wrestlers stand in the middle of the ring, raising their arms up in victory as the crowd boos their hatred for these rule breakers!
Dixie turns the tv off quickly and yells, “I cant take them anymore!! Somebody has to stop those bitches from taking over pro wrestling!! And it is going to be us girlfriend!!” Julie high fives Dixie, and says, “YOU GOT IT BABY!! Next week, we will take out those Blondes, then we will finish off Wildhuney and her sick friend Carol!!”
Dixie and Julie decided to go down to “Betty Niccoli’s school of Womens Wrestling” and work out their frustrations and maybe even have a sparring tag team match with some of their friends.
The week went by quickly and Dixie and Julie were now at the television studio to tape their semi final match against the hated former World Tag Team champions, the Suicide Blondes! The Blondes were already introduced as Dixie and Julie got ready to go through the doors to the wrestling ring! But suddenly, Dixie saw a very upset Commissioner, Madusa Miceli!! She headed toward the interview area and the announcer was surprised to see her!
“Madusa!! What are you doing here? Why are you so upset!!?” yelled the announcer as the Suicide Blondes walked around the ring and in their “BLONDES RULE” wrestling jackets and bikini wrestling tights and knee high wrestling boots, stood at the side where it was looking towards the interview area!!
“WHAT the HELL is she doing here!!” questioned Bobbi as she kicked the bottom rope. “Madusa!! Why don’t you come into the ring and get your butt kicked by a more superior woman wrestler!!!”, yelled Bobbi as Madusa pointed at her and opened an envelope.
Bobbi opened her wrestling jacket, showing off her gorgeous wrestling physique and yelled again, “Come on, Madusa!!! Let’s have a fight!! Let me put you out of wrestling, like I did the last time in Nashville!!” Bobbi Billard was the woman who put Madusa out of wrestling, when she kept a figure four leg lock on Madusa, even after the bell had rung!! Madusa’s knee was torn up so badly that it was reconstructed, and eventually putting Madusa out of professional wrestling.
Madusa, grinned evilly as she opened the envelope. “Ok, Bobbi, and Jenny, I’m so glad you two are in the wrestling ring!! Because you will be leaving it VERY QUICKLY!!!” The crowd screamed and cheered as Bobbi and Jenny went wild and kicked the ropes and pointed at Madusa and started cursing at her.
Madusa grinned and said, “OK!! Here is the news everyone has been waiting for, from the office of the COMMISSIONER OF WOMENS WRESTLING!! It is now apparent there is one womens tag team that seems to not follow the rules of Professional Wrestling!! This team has shown it is not able to conform and wrestle their opponents cleanly and fairly. So it has now come to this commissioner to take action against this tag team. Since they decided to interfere in a tag team match that wasn’t assigned to them, this tag team will be suspended for 1 month!! The name of the tag team that is now immediately suspended…”
The crowd saw Madusa smile and read it aloud the name of the tag team that was to be suspended from pro wrestling for 30 days. “the SUICIDE BLONDES!! BOBBI BILLARD AND JENNY MCCARTHY!!”
The Blondes go wild in the ring as the crowd cheers! Security comes out to escort the Blondes out of the wrestling ring and Madusa calls over Hell’s Belles, Dazzling Dixie Lee and the Siestagirl, queen of the sleeper, Julie and announces that they will be in the Final at the Bellagio!! The crowd cheers for them as Dixie and Julie hug each other and walk out to the interview area!!
Madusa says, “Congratulations ladies!! You two will be in the steel cage, 2 out of 3 falls, no holds barred match for the World Womens Tag Team championship belts!! You will be facing, “the REAL DEAL OF WOMENS WRESTLING, WILDHUNEY AND CAROL!!!”
The announcer then went to the screen to go over the whole Pay per view wrestling show! He started to talk about the big pay per view that was to be held at the Bellagio Hotel and Casino.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, lets run down the matches for this great Pay per view, the LETHAL LADIES OF WRESTLING, LAS VEGAS VENGEANCE!! HERE ARE THE MATCHES WE WILL BE LUCKY TO SEE AT THE BELLAGIO HOTEL AUDITORIUM! HERE IS THE FULL CARD OF GREAT WOMENS PRO WRESTLING!!
CANADIAN LADIES TITLE MATCH!!
MAD MICHELLE VS FANTASY
U.S. CELEBRITY LADIES TITLE MATCH!!
HAIR VS HAIR!!
BRITTANY “THE BRUISER” SPEARS
VS
EVA LONGORIA
CALIFORNIA LADIES TITLE MATCH!
RENEE “THE CALIFORNIA ANGEL” VICARY
VS
PAMELA WARD
GRUDGE MATCH RULES
BOTH GIRLS HANDCUFFED TOGETHER BY A 15’
STEEL CHAIN!
U.S. LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
THE LANDERS SISTERS
VS
J LO AND CHRISTINA AGUILARA
FITNESS FEVER DEATH MATCH
KILLER KATHY DERRY
VS
LETHAL LEEANN TWEEDEN
“FIRST BLOOD” RULES IN EFFECT!!
WORLD CELEBRITY LADIES TITLE MATCH!!
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!
PAMELA “THE PUNISHER” ANDERSON
CHAMPION
VS
MARISKA HARGITAY
CHALLENGER
THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!
WORLD WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
HELL’S BELLES
DAZZLING DIXIE AND SIESTAGIRL JULIE
VS
THE REAL DEALS OF WOMENS WRESTLING!!
WILDHUNEY (CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION)
AND HER PARTNER
CRUSHER CAROL (NORTH AMERICAN LADIES CHAMPION)
IN A STEEL CAGE!!
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
NO TIME LIMIT!!
NO DISQUALIFICATION
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE
HALL OF FAMER
PENNY BANNER!!
“DON’T FORGET TO GET YOUR TICKETS EARLY!! THIS WILL BE A SELLOUT IN NO TIME!! BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, ALL STAR WRESTLING, GRUDGE MATCHES, HATRED BETWEEN WRESTLERS, IT WILL BE SPECTACULAR!!! SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!”, yelled the announcer as they showed all the girl wrestlers who would be in action on that pay per view.
Dixie and Julie were hugging each other and saying they were ready for the Finals!! “I can’t wait to get Wildhuney in that ring!! She will have no where else to go, she is going to get a return beating from me!!” grinned Julie.
Dixie smiled, “We also get to punish that bitch, Carol too!! Oh, I wish we could get them now!!”
Suddenly, they heard familiar voices, as they struggled to get free from security. “WE WILL BE BACK, YOU SLUTS!! THE SUICIDE BLONDES WONT BE FAR FROM YOU DIXIE AND JULIE!!! COUNT MY WORDS, DON’T TURN YOUR BACK BABY, SOMEONE WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! WAITING FOR YOU!!” said the voice. It was Bobbi Billard as Jenny struggled as they were sent out of the television studio!
Dixie and Julie just laughed as they saw the “blondes” hustled out of the studio. They were now happy that they would be the Main Event of the pay per view, and vengeance would be theirs in that steel cage!! But Dixie and Julie both knew how devious and brutal both Wildhuney and Carol could be when in the wrestling ring. They were not known as the “REAL DEAL” of womens wrestling for nothing, There would be nothing they would not try to do to win a wrestling match, whether in singles competition or as the tag team they are right now. Most people would always say, after all, this is PROFESSIONAL WOMENS WRESTLING, THE SEXIEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.
Dixie and Julie trained hard and long, even having sparring matches that lasted over an hour. There was a match between Dixie and Julie vs. the Cheerleaders, who were Lana Starr and Casey Kay. They were very beautiful women but were trained by Wildhuney and Carol, and gave Dixie and Julie a fight they would remember for a long time, trying to injure Dixie and Julie whenever possible during this practice match!! Dixie and Jule were victorious, and both said, “If we can beat them, we can beat Wildhuney and Carol!!”, as they limped back to the locker room at the arena. Dixie’s back was injured after Lana body slammed Dixie onto the top of the ring post after suplexing Dixie into the turnbuckles.
“I’m going to be sore tomorrow!! Lana was vicious!!”, grimaced Dixie as she helped Julie back to the locker room with a sprained knee. “Yeah, Casey has gotten stronger, those leg muscles hurt my knee!!”
Suddenly, Dixie heard a voice yelling, “Anytime you need a match ladies, give us a call!! We love hurting you!!” It was Lana, laughing as she and Casey went into their locker room.
“I hate those girls, I’m glad they arent in our league, we would get even with them!!” growled Dixie as she was about to turn around and go into their locker room.
“Wait Dixie!! We have more important issues, remember Wildhuney and Carol!! We are in THE FINALS OF THE WORLD WOMENS WRESTLING TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT!! You should be HAPPY!!” grinned Julie as she dragged Dixie back into their locker room.
“You are so right, baby!! We can take care of those two, when we are done putting “the REAL DEALS” out of wrestling, and you and I get our hands on Wildhuney!!”giggled Dixie, as they hobbled into the locker room.
The 2 weeks until the “VEGAS VENGEANCE..LADIES PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING” show was now upon Dixie and Julie. They arrived in Las Vegas and were met by a limosine and all the fan fare of champion athletes and great Lady Wrestlers. Many old time girl wrestlers were there to watch the matches and Dixie saw many of the women she watched when she was a child.
Julie and Dixie saw such greats as Rita Cortez, the former Mexican ladies champion, who was still as gorgeous as when she was wrestling. Betty Niccoli and Jean Antone had seen each other at the luggage carriers and almost started their feud again, both still hating each other after all these years. Penny Banner was there, she was to be the “special guest referee” and she was well versed in dirty wrestling as well as being a World Champion.
Kathy Derry was there, staring at Leeann Tweeden a lot and wanting to get at her now and not at the pay per view.
“Wow!! Anyone who is anyone is here for the matches!!” grinned Dixie as she and Julie were shown to their limousines and taken to the Bellagio Hotel and Casino. They saw the huge screen that said, “WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING…VENGEANCE IN VEGAS!!” A picture of a very beautiful Renee “the California Angel” Vicary, in a red bikini, showing off her huge assets and the California ladies title belt around her waist as a clip of a match between her and Pam Ward was being shown. It showed Renee, choking Pam with a chain, yelling at the referee and viciously shaking her head that she wasn’t doing anything illegal!! A picture of Pam Ward in a bikini and boots, a big smile on her face as the screen pointed out the match, “RENEE “THE CALIFORNIA ANGEL” VICARY VS PRECIOUS PAM WARD…I QUIT MATCH, FOR THE CALIFORNIA LADIES TITLE BELT!!”
The screen then popped up Dixie and Julie, smiling and holding up their arms as it talked about the MAIN EVENT, WORLD WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! HELL’S BELLE’S VS THE REAL DEALS!! They showed a clip of the match of Wildhuney vs. Julie from Tokyo as Wildhuney was inflicting a lot of pain on Julie as she grinned.
“I can’t wait until tomorrow, Dixie, lets get in the ring now!!” smiled Julie as she pointed out the suffering that Wildhuney was inflicting on Julie when she was in Tokyo.
Dixie and Julie enjoyed the nightlife of Vegas, and the next morning, was the morning of the big show!! Dixie and Julie worked out and got ready and then headed to the Bellagio Auditorium, and it was a sellout crowd!! 20,000 fans of womens wrestling were ready to see Dixie and Julie get into that steel cage with Wildhuney and Carol.
They got there just after the 4th match, which was the U.S. Celebrity ladies tag team match between the Landers sisters and J Lo and Christina Aguilara. Dixie turned on the television and saw J Lo hanging on the ropes as Judy and Audrey were smiling and double teaming her badly!! Audrey walked over to Christina and gave her a vicious piledriver outside the ring and that was the ending for J Lo and Christina!! Judy and Audrey were now U.S. Ladies Celebrity Tag team champions!! Judy was stopped on the arena aisle by Pamela Anderson, who pushed Audrey away and spoke to Judy alone. Judy smiled and nodded her head, and Pamela pointed to Audrey and Judy’s smile frowned and nodded as she want
Pamela handed Judy something and walked away as Judy grinned and hid it from Audrey and walked quickly ahead of her sister who was yelling at her to show her what Pamela gave her.
The next match was going to be the Celebrity World Ladies Championship. Dixie saw the woman who would be defending the championship belt, and it was a woman who she hated, on television and on the big screen, and in womens wrestling. Pamela Anderson, a star from Playboy, movies, magazines and now professional wrestling, just like her mother, Lana Anderson, who was the latest woman to be the Canadian Ladies champion.
Pamela was now strutting out to the ring as Dixie and Julie got ready in the locker room. Pamela entered the ring and showed off her gorgeous wrestling physique as the crowd booed their displeasure with her evil ways.
Pamela opened her wrestling robe and showed off her physique and motioned that the World Celebrity ladies title belt that she was showing off, would stay around her firm and sexy waist. “let’s see what happened earlier in the night, Jules, I hate this bitch!!” growled Dixie as she saw Pamela strutting around the ring, motioning to the booing crowd that she was the real champion of womens wrestling!!
Dixie turns on the vcr that showed the other matches and watches the endings the earlier matches. First match she sees is the KATHY DERRY VS LEEANN TWEEDEN GRUDGE MATCH!! She sees Leeann carried out of the wrestling ring bloodied and her arm in a sling as Kathy smiles and holds the Fitness womens championship belt over her head and then kisses it, putting it tightly around her wrestling waist.
“Wow, Kathy wanted to injure her rival, and she did just that!!” grinned Dixie as she watched Kathy talk to the announcer and yell how much superior a wrestling queen she was than Leeann Tweeden. “This is what it is all about, championship belts!! Leeann, again, I showed you who was superior in the world of Ladies Fitness wrestling!!” yelled Kathy as she showed off her new championship belt. Kathy had a cut over her right eye that was stained with blood as well from Leeann tossing her head into the ring post during the match!!
Kathy kept bragging and going on how wonderful she was and how powerful a wrestler she was in the ring and was challenging all that were on the show, including Dixie and Julie to get into the ring with a real Woman Athlete!! Dixie turned off the vcr and just said, “Lets get ready for our match baby!!”, as the match between Pamela and Mariska Hargitay started.
Dixie turned the match off to get ready for the Hell’s Belles tag team title match. She was wearing her Rebel one piece and high topped wrestling boots with the rebel flag on each side and DIXIE on the sides. Julie wore another Rebel flag with a British flag on the backside of her wrestling outfit. Julie was British but love the Southern ways of life and Southern Ladies Professional wrestling.
They turned on the closed circuit tv to see if Pamela was finally getting beaten by Mariska Hargitay, who was seen on “Law and Order” but was favorited to win the Womens Celebrity World championship from Pamela.
Dixie was shocked as she saw a smiling Pamela close up, with a foreign object in her hand as she rams it into the throat of Mariska outside the wrestling ring! Mariska’s face is stained with crimson as Pamela grabs her by the hair and drives that spike again into the throat, causing Mariska to quickly fall to her knees and gasp for air.
Pamela stands over her, holding a handful of Mariska’s hair as Mariska struggles to breathe. Pamela then rams a knee into the side of Mariska’s head, sending her head crashing into the guardrail! Pamela, smiling as she pulls Mariska up and scoops her over her head, and drops Mariska’s back over the guardrail, falling over the guardrail and into the crowd.!! Pamela lets out a Ric Flair type “WOOOOOOOO!!” as she goes after Mariska and climbs over the guardrail.
Pamela laughs and pulls up Mariska, and drives a fist into the jaw of Ms. Hargitay, sending her over some seats as Pamela adjusts her wrestling tights. “GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FAT HOG!!” yells Pamela at a very beautiful woman who was cheering for Mariska! Pamela drags Mariska through the audience and gets her into the back of the arena. She raises Mariska’s head up and rams it into the side of the arena locker room door, busting Mariska wide open!! Pamela smiles as Mariska is almost out of the match. Pamela raises her boot and drives it ito the stomach and back of her adversary. Pamela grins as Mariska Hargitay is suffering.
Pamela grabs Mariska by the hair and pulls her up and clamps on another headlock. She pulls out an object out of the wrestling boot and drives it into the throat area 2, 3, 4 times and watches Mariska fall to her knees, coughing as she stands at the ropes. “I love PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!” grins Pamela as she rams another boot to the side of Mariska’s head again.
“Woooooo!!! I’m the best and hottest woman in wrestling!!” yells Pamela as the crowd boos their displeasure with the blonde celebrity champion. She reaches down and grabs Mariska by the hair, pulling something out of her boot, she lifts Mariska up, and drives that object into the throat of Mariska, causing her to fall back down and grab her throat, gasping for air. Pamela just grins and moves the hands of Mariska away from her throat and gives a big stomp to the throat area!
Pamela finds a chain next to a garbage can, pulls it off the can and wraps it around Mariska’s neck. She lifts Mariska up and drags her over to a concession stand. Pamela gives a vicious look and rams Mariska’s head into the edge of that concession stand, shaking the stand as Mariska falls to the floor. Pamela raises her boot and rams a boot to the side of Mariska’s head, yelling “GET UP!!! GET UP AND WRESTLE!!!” Mariska gets up, blood streaming down her face, and rams a weak punch to the stomach of Pamela Anderson. Pamela laughs and says, “here, let me show you what a punch is..”
Pamela grabs a handful of hair and rams a brutal fist that causes Mariska to fall back against the concession stand. Pamela then rams a boot into the open throat area and presses up against it, using the pole next to the stand as leverage. A huge smile comes over her face as Mariska struggles to breathe. Pamela, then releases the choke and watches Mariska fall to the floor. Pamela grabs Mariska by the hair and rams her head into the edge of the concession stand, cutting Mariska open again! Pamela’s breasts heave up and down as she grins and watches Mariska suffer.
“Don’t you want to be a professional wrestler anymore baby doll?!!” laughs Pamela as she watches Mariska slowly get up. When she gets to all fours, Pamela rams a double knee to the lower back of Mariska Hargitay!!
“Your daddy would not like to see his little girl get beat up by a beautiful blonde woman wrestler like me, would he? HAHAHA!!” laughs Pamela as Mariska is almost out of it.
Pamela rushes towards the arena doors and instead of opening them, she rams Mariska’s head into the door itself, Pamela lets her fall and watches the door come back and hit Mariska again without Pamela’s help. Pamela just laughs and smiles as she rams a boot to the back of the head of Mariska Hargitay.
Pamela drags Mariska to the ring, and unceremoniously tosses her back into the ring. The crowd boos their displeasure with the ruthless blonde celebrity ladies champion, as she rams 3 more boot shots to the head of Mariska! She grabs Mariska by the hair, pulling her up and then grabbing the wrestling tights, she lifts Mariska upside down. She holds Mariska still and in a vertical position and yells, “DRIVE HER HOME BABY!!”
Pamela drops Mariska’s head into the mat, jamming that neck badly in a vicious Pammydriver!! Mariska’s leg starts to shake as she convulses. Pamela puts her knee onto the throat of Mariksa, posing for the cameras and caressing her upper body. She then flexes her biceps as the referee quickly counts, 1...2...3!!!
Pamela kisses each bicep and yells, “OHH, YESSS, I AM THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN CELEBRITY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!”
The referee hands her the Celebrity World Womens wrestling championship belt, as she holds it over her head as the paramedics check on Mariska!! The announcer screams, “HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILL…WORLD WOMENS CELEBRITY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPION…PAMELLLLLAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNDDDERRRSSOONNNNNNN!!!”
Pamela grins as she gets out of the ring and is told to go to the interview area. She ignores the fans who are very unhappy on how she won her wrestling match!! She walks up to the interviewer who yells at her, “Pamela!! That was a very unfair wrestling match!! There was no skill, there was no ability showing from you!! All you did was beat…”.
Pamela, her hair messed up, her huge mammaries glistening from the sweat as her wrestling tights were sweaty and stained with Mariska’s blood, grabbed the microphone. “LISTEN!! WHAT I DO IS WIN!! THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WOMENS WRESTLING!! IF YOU CANT STAND TO GET BEATEN BY THE MOST SUPERIOR WOMAN IN PROFESSIONAL CELEBRITY WRESTLING TODAY, YOU SHOULDN’T BE IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS!! I HAVE AND AM THE WORLD CHAMPION!!! THIS BELT IS MINE!! IT SAYS ON THE BELT, WORLD…CHAMPION…CELEBRITY WOMENS WRESTLING!! AND AT THE BOTTOM OF IT, IT HAS MY NAME…PAMELA…ANDERSON!!! IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GET IN THE WRESTLING RING AND PROVE TO ME WHAT YOU KNOW…YOU BETTER…”
Suddenly, Bobbi “Bling Bling” Billard shows up, grinning and grabbing Pamela! “Pamela!! Pamela!! I have a question for you…” grins Bobbie, who then whispers in her ear. Pamela starts to smile and nods approvingly. She slams the microphone into the chest of the interviewer and shoves her face away and yells, “I have something to do, get out of my way!!”
But, next up, was the main event of the evening. The steel cage was being lowered into place over the wrestling ring. It was now time for the fans to find out who would be the new World Women’s Professional Wrestling Tag Team champions!!
The crowd was watching the finalists who would be participating in the tag team championship. First came an expose’ on Wildhuney. There was first a pictorial of Wildhuney, in many bikini shots, and sexy pictures inside the wrestling ring, and outside, on the beach, at restaurants, being greeted by her fans, signing autographs, then a 3 minute clip on the match that got her the World Women’s World Championship belt, as it showed a bloody Wildhuney, choking Julie outside the ring with a microphone cord and using a sharp object on Julie over and over. Many were surprised on how brutal a gorgeous woman like Wildhuney could be in a wrestling ring, but after years of being in the professional wrestling business and being a former world champion also, she grabbed Julie, and threw her back into the ring.
Wildhuney then pulled a dazed and hurt Julie, and put her into a front headlock and set her up for her finisher, the “HUNEYDROP” piledriver!!! Wildhuney delivered three in a row, knocking out Julie and pinning her to become the 5 time World Women’s Wrestling champion. Wildhuney, holding the World title belt over her head, and then hugging it in the corner, starts to cry happy tears as Julie is cared for by the paramedics. Wildhuney then goes over to see how Julie is, but instead of caring about her, Wildhuney, shoves the paramedics away and kicks Julie over and over, yelling, “I’M THE CHAMPION!! I’M THE WORLD CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN BITCH!!! ME…THE OOOHHH SOOO HUNEYLICIOUS…WILDHUNEY!!” Wildhuney delivers another boot to the head of the still ko’ed Julie as her manager, Japanese wrestling great, Mami Kumano, who smiles at her friend. Wildhuney’s fans cheered as they watched the clip.
Suddenly, another clip shows another blonde girl wrestler, many knew from her tag team days in the south with Wildhuney. She was smiling as she choked an opponent during a championship match. She then was shown with a sharp object in her hand, jabbing it over and over and over into Penny Sands who was a formidable opponent until the girl shown on the screen put her out of professional wrestling. She is shown w/a cut over her eye as Magnificent Meg, drives fist over brutal fist during a cage match for the Canadian ladies title. The final clip was when a blood stained face covers Magnificent Meg as the referee counts, 1...2...3!!
Suddenly, two gorgeous women walk out of the back and into the arena area. Fireworks fly out as these women stand at the top of the ramp and show off their wrestling physiques. Both women are dressed in gold wrestling tights and gold boots. The announcer screams, “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first team of combatants for the World Womens Pro wrestling tag team championship belts!! From Charleston, South Carolina, weighing in at 122 lbs, she is currently the Canadian ladies wrestling champion, here is Carrrooolllll!!!”
Carol waves to her fans as the woman next to her gets ready to be introduced. The announcer screams, “AND her Tag Team Partner, from the beaches of Miami, and South Florida, she is a 5 time now current World Womens Professional Wrestling champion, weighing in at 124 lbs, here is the “Ohh so Huneylicious ONE, WILDHUUNNNNEEYYYYY!!!”
Wildhuney grabs her world ladies title belt and holds it over her head as both women strut down to the steel cage!! Wildhuney’s jacket says on the back, “Oh so HUNEYLICIOUS…WORLD CHAMPION!!” Both girls get to the steel cage, waving to their fans, and walk into the cage!
Wildhuney takes off her westling jacket to show off her gorgeous gold bikini and gold wrestling boots that say, Huneylicious on both boots. Carol shows off her gold monokini and gold wrestling boots and waves to the fans.
Then, more music starts to play as it is a country song called “Rocky Top” and they show a montage of the first girl out, and it is Julie. The video shows Julie pounding on the busted open Wildhuney during their match in Tokyo. Another clip shows Julie applying her famous Siestagirl sleeper on Wildhuney that won Julie the World Ladies championship a few months back. Julie and Bobbi “bling bling” Billard battle outside the ring during a tv taping, and a happy Julie with Dixie holding her arm up in victory as Julie holds her former World Ladies title belt up, as Wildhuney writhes in pain.
The announcer screams, “On their way to the ring, is a former World Champion and the currrent Southern States ladies champion, and one of the most destructive tag teams in womens wrestling!! Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at a combined weight of 236 lbs, I give you the other finalists in the World Womens Tag Team championship tournament!!! HERE COMES “HELL’S BELLES!!”
Julie and Dixie, both in confederate flag one piece outfits and biker chaps and hats, strut down to the ring as the fireworks go off. They wave and high five their fans as they come down to the ring. Wildhuney and Carol just stare at them as they stand in their corner of the steel cage. They walk up to the steel cage and climb into the ring. The crowd is going wild as they see their favorite wrestlers strut around the ring, waving to the sellout crowd. Julie climbs to the top turnbuckle and waves her flag cape as Dixie stares at Wildhuney, who is grinning and holding up her fists, begging Dixie to start the match now!!
The announcer screams, “Also, introducing the special guest referee, the great hall of fame women wrestler, Ms. Penny Banner!!” Penny climbs into the ring, in her referee’s outfit, and waves to the fans. She then calls the girls to the center of the ring.
All four girls come to the center of the ring, all getting very close to each other and trying to intimidate each other and get the match started. “OK, ladies, thie is the final match of the tournament! I am only here to see a submission, knock out or a pin. There are no rules in this match, you can use anything and everything that is in this steel cage. If a wrestler starts to bleed, I will only check them, but I will not stop the bout. Good luck ladies, LETS WRESTLE!!” screamed Penny as Wildhuney grinned at the words from Penny Banner, she won’t stop the bout even if Wildhuney causes Julie and Dixie to bleed!!
The bell sounds for the first fall, and Dixie tells Julie, “Let me start!! I want Huney!!” Julie tagged in Dixie as Carol tagged in Wildhuney! Both girls ran at each other like mortal enemies and locked up and struggled for position. Dixie makes a move to try and get an advantage, but Wildhuney is able to poke Dixie in the eye with her little finger. Dixie quickly lets go as Wildhuney grabs Dixie by the hair and rams a knee lift to the head. Dixie falls back to the mat, as Wildhuney rushes over to her and kicks her in the stomach. The crowd boos as Wildhuney grabs a tight handful of hair and puts Dixie into a tight headlock. Wildhuney drags Dixie over to where Carol is waiting and lifts Dixie’s chin up. Carol, pulls something out of her wrestling tights and rams it into the throat area of Dixie,
Dixie struggles to breathe as she coughs as Wildhuney puts her back into the headlock and then drags her again over to Carol, who repeats the move two more times!! “See, baby, we are the best in tag team wrestling!!” whispers Wildhuney as Dixie is suffering. Wildhuney tags in Carol, and holds up Dixie’s arm. Carol delivers a vicious boot to the open rib area, causing more pain to be delivered to Dixie.
Wildhuney laughs as she climbs out of the ring and grabs the tag rope. “Bring her over here!!”, yells Wildhuney as Carol grabs Dixie by the hair and rams her head into the turnbuckle! Wildhuney grabs Dixie by the hair, wraps the tag rope around Dixie’s neck and chokes her viciously as Carol reigns knee lift after knee lift into the midsection of Dixie!
“Tag!!”, yells Wildhuney, who gets a quick tag from her partner, and jumps back into the ring, as Carol holds Dixie’s arm up and Wildhuney delivers a vicious kick to those injured ribs. Carol grabs Dixie by the hair and pulls her back as Wildhuney yells, “GIMME THE CHAIN!!” Dixie is almost out of it as Carol tosses the loose chain to Wildhuney. Wildhuney grins as she leans against Dixie and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Dixie stares menacingly into Wildhuney’s face as Wildhuney has a huge smile on her face and raises her chained fist and starts pounding on that forehead, over and over, until a red welt is formed. Wildhuney sees this and then with a kiss on her fists, rams it even harder into that open welt and blood splatters over Dixie’s face!
“Yeah, now that’s WRESTLING!!”, grins Wildhuney as she jumps off and tells Carol to let go of her. Dixie staggers towards her corner and then falls in the middle of the ring. She struggles to get to her corner but Wildhuney slowly walks around her and then deliver a boot to the face. Dixie falls to the mat, as Wildhuney reaches down and yanks her up by the hair.
“I’m not through with you yet, bitch!!” growls Wildhuney as she looks over at Julie who is yelling for Dixie to get up and tag her. Wildhuney yells at Julie, “Just like Tokyo, huh baby? This time its your little partner in wrestling who is getting her butt kicked by a real champion!!!”
Wildhuney, kicks Dixie in the back and makes her fall onto her stomach. Wildhuney smiles and delivers a jumping double knee to the lower back of Dixie!! Dixie screams, “OH GOD!! MY BACK!!”
Wildhuney laughs, “GOD isn’t going to help you now!! Your in a wrestling match with the best tag team in wrestling!! And I’m going to make you suffer for two falls!! Because that is all it will take to get rid of you and those belts around our waists!!”
Wildhuney grabs Dixie by the chin, and wraps Dixie’s legs from under her and lifting her upside down, Wildhuney puts Dixie in an inverted backbreaker!! Dixie is screaming in pain as Wildhuney yells, “GIVE UP!! GIVE UP!!”
After over 2 minutes of being in that excruciating submission hold, Dixie refused to give up and Wildhuney tossed her back down to the mat.
“DAMN IT!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!” growled Wildhuney as she jumped on the back of Dixie, grabbing Dixie’s arms and putting them tightly over her thighs, and then grabbing Dixie’s chin and pulling back in a horribly painful camel clutch. Wildhuney laughs as she stares right at Julie, and yells at Penny, “KEEP HER OUT OF THE RING!!”
Julie is about to get into the ring to stop the carnage on Dixie but is stopped by Penny Banner as she says, “You have to tag in to save your partner”. But as she is talking to the referee, Wildhuney is handed something from her tag partner, Carol, and is now using it on a bloody face of Dixie, jabbing and grinding it into that forehead and pulling back on the hair, of Dixie as Wildhuney smiles and yells, “No problemo baby, we got lots of time to wrestle.”
Wildhuney then gets off of Dixie’s lower back and then yanks her towards her corner by the hair, and then scoops Dixie up and hangs Dixie upside down in the corner, where Carol is yelling, “I got the knee!!” Both girls laugh as they see Dixie suffering as Julie is yelling for her partner.
Wildhuney tags in Carol, and both girls stay in the ring as Dixie is hanging upside down, receiving boot after vicious boot from the ReaL Deals of ladies wrestling, Wildhuney and Carol.
Dixie is screaming for Julie, and Julie tries to rush into the ring but is stopped by Penny. Wildhuney stays in the ring as Carol gets back out, and releases the pretzel legs around the turnbuckle of Dixie’s.
Carol laughs, “Get this piece of trash away from me!!” Wildhuney smiles, pulls up Dixie, shoves her into the corner and rams another knee into the stomach of Dixie. An eye gouge by Wildhuney and then grabbing Dixie by the hair and arm, tosses Dixing into the opposite ring ropes. Wildhuney catches Dixie on the rebound and power slams her to the mat, causing more pain in Dixie’s lower back.
Wildhuney laughs as she pulls Dixie up by the hair, “Arent you glad you became a pro lady wrestler? I sure am!! Since I’m THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!” Wildhuney then tosses Dixie into the ropes, and meets her coming off with a knee to the stomach. Carol rushes in as Julie tries to get into the ring, but again is stopped by Penny Banner. Wildhuney and Carol each grab a front headlock, lift Dixie upside down, holding her vertically for a good 3 seconds and drops Dixie on her head viciously!! Carol laughs as she rolls out of the ring as Wildhuney grins and tosses Dixie into the ropes again, and catches Dixie in a “Huneydreams sleeper”!!
Wildhuney, kneels down, smiling as Dixie struggles to get free and tag in Julie. But Wildhuney has it locked in tightly as she stares at Julie and yells, “Just like Tokyo baby!!! Wildhuney beats a Belle again!!!”
Wildhuney smiles as she applies more pressure on that sleeper hold, grinning into the camera as Dixie, her face now scarred with a drop of blood, as Wildhuney laughs and starts to gouge Dixie in the eye and the forehead, cutting into the forehead, showing Dixie what she did to Julie in Japan! Wildhuney, now kneeling up, as Dixie is about to go limp, releases the sleeper, letting Dixie fall into her lap. Wildhuney, then slaps Dixie’s face a couple of times and then quickly locks in the sleeper again, smiling all through this. “How you doing baby? You look a little sleepy!! Check her ref!!!”, yells the World Champion as she applies as much pressure on the neck and twists Dixie’s head sideways, her body now about to convulse.
The referee checks Dixie’s arm, lifting it up, it comes down hard and fast!! She pulls the arm up again, and it comes down hard and fast again. Wildhuney, lifting Dixie up a little bit to add more pain and pressure on the sleeper grins largely as the referee checks the arm and it comes down again, quickly!! The referee calls for the bell as Wildhuney stands up, holding Dixie in her arm and then slams Dixie head first into the mat.
“WOOOOOO!!! YEEEAHHHH!!!” screams Wildhuney as she pumps her fist in the air, knowing her team, THE REAL DEALS, have taken the first fall. Julie rushes over to Dixie as Wildhuney high fives her tag partner, Carol, and grins as she yells, “You are next Julie!! Your beating of a lifetime from two of the premiere women in professsional wrestling!!!”
Wildhuney, motioning that the World tag team belts will be around their waists very soon, and then does a double bicep pose as Carol repeats what Wildhuney does, both very confident they will leave that steel cage with the tag team championship.
Dixie is helped back to her corner with Julie, as the referee lets both corners know that they have one minute in between falls. Dixie was dazed as she was helped back to her corner. The rules of the tag match was the peresons involved in the pin or submission would start the next fall, and Dixie just coming out of it and Wildhuney was stretching on the ropes, getting ready to punish her even more!
The bell sounds and a smiling Wildhuney struts over to Dixie, and before Dixie can do anything, Wildhuney delivers a boot to the stomach!! Wildhuney pulls something out of her boot, and grabs Dixie by the hair, putting her into a tight headlock. Wildhuney pulls Dixie into the middle of the ring and starts jabbing that object over and over and over into that open cut!! Wildhuney yells at Carol, “GIVE ME THAT BOOT!!”
Carol smiles as she puts her boot into the ring, and Wildhuney rushes Dixie head first into that boot of Carol’s. Wildhuney tags in Carol and gets out of the ring and holds onto the tag rope as Carol grabs Dixie by the hair and drives a knee into the side of her head. Carol keeps kicking Dixie as Wildhuney reaches over the ropes and pulls Dixie up by the hair and wraps that tag rope around Dixie’s neck.
“I SO LOVE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!! HAHAHA!!” smiles Wildhuney as she viciously chokes Dixie as Carol punches Dixie in the stomach over and over. Julie tries to get into the ring and help her partner but Wildhuney yells, “GET HER OUT REF!! GET HER OUT OF THE RING!!” The refere stops Julie as Wildhuney lets go and Carol lifts Dixie up. Carol raises Dixie’s left arm, exposing those damaged ribs of hers. Wildhuney climbs to the top turnbuckle, with a chain in her hand. She smiles as she wraps it around her fist. Wildhuney jumps off the top turnbuckle, ramming that chained fist into those damaged ribs of Dixie’s!!
“TAG ME!!” yells Wildhuney as Carol reaches up and tags in her wrestling partner. Wildhuney smiles as she raises that chained fist again and lifting Dixie’s arm, she rams another vicious punch into those exposed ribs!! Dixie is taking a beating from Wildhuney and Carol as Wildhuney drags Dixie into the middle of the ring.
“I’m tired of wrestling with you, get your slut partner in the ring, I want to show her a true champion of ladies wrestling!!!” growls Wildhuney as she tossses Dixie into her own corner!! Julie tags a hurt and dazed Dixie and rushes into the middle of the ring where her adversary, Wildhuney, has her fists ready to fight!! Both girls start swinging punches, going back and forth as the crowd goes wild!! Julie delivers a boot to the stomach, causing Wildhuney to bend over. Julie then grabs Wildhuney by the hair and runs her head face first into the steel cage!!!
Julie is a wild woman as she now is scraping Wildhuney’s forehead across that steel cage, cutting Wildhuney wide open!! Julie leaves Wildhuney hanging on the ropes, and runs across the ring and bouncing off the ropes she comes right back at Wildhuney with a double knee to the back of the neck, sending Wildhuney’s face again into that steel cage!! Wildhuney then grabs the ropes and shoves herself off as Julie walks around the ring, waving to her fans as she sees Wildhuney still sitting up, a gash opened up on her forehead, blood oozing down her face.
Wildhuney, wiping the blood off her face and into her blonde hair, now is slowly getting up but is met by a shoulder block into the stomach by Julie against the ropes. Julie grabs Wildhuney by the hair and pulls her towards the middle of the ring. But Julie doesn’t see what Wildhuney is doing as she reaches for her boot. Julie puts a headlock onto Wildhuney, but as she starts to go towards the ropes, Wildhuney is able to use her long talons and rake the eyes of Julie!!
Julie quickly releases the hold and staggers away from Wildhuney, who now grabs Julie by the hair and spins her around to deliver a neck breaker. But Wildhuney, puts Julie’s chin on her shoulder, and quickly drops to her knees, and Julie’s jaw is jammed onto the muscular shoulder of Wildhuney. Julie’s head snaps back viciously as she is a victim of Wildhuney’s Jaw jacker hold!!!
Julie is writhing on the mat as Wildhuney yells, “GET UP!!! TIME TO GIVE YOU A REMINDER ON WHO IS THE WORLD CHAMPION!!” Wildhuney grabs Julie by the hair and arm, tossing her into the ropes. Julie bounces off and is met back by a vicious clothesline from Wildhuney. Wildhuney smiles evilly and wants to repeat the move again. She yanks Julie up by the hair again and grabbing the arm, she is about to throw Julie into the ropes again. But as she is about to do this move, Julie reverses it!!
Julie makes Wildhuney bounce off the ropes and Julie catches Wildhuney in a SIESTAGIRL SLEEPER!!! The crowd goes wild as Julie locks in the sleeper as Wildhuney struggles and waves her arms all around until she falls to her knees. Julie keeps the pressure on that sleeper. Carol now rushes over to save her tag partner, but is met by a clothesline from Dixie!!! Dixie jumps on Carol, and punching away at the face and chest of Carol as Wildhuney is now going to “dreamland”!
The camera gets a close up of a straining Julie, clamping down hard on a blood stained face of Wildhuney, as her huge mammaries heave up and down as the sleeper does it’s job!! The referee checks Wildhuney’s arm, it goes up, and quickly comes down!! The crowd cheers as Julie rocks Wildhuney’s head back and forth. The referee checks a second time and the arm quickly goes up and down!
Julie yells, “COME ON!! GO TO SLEEP BITCH!! YOU AREN’T THE REAL CHAMPION!! I AM!!” The referee checks the arm for a third time, the arm slowly goes down, but not all the way, but as Julie rocks even more, the arm goes limp!! The referee calls for the bell and Julie and Dixie have won the second fall!!! The crowd goes wild as Dixie now tosses Carol into the ropes and delivers a flying dropkick!!
Carol is sent through the ropes and slams her face into the cage!! Dixie goes over to Julie and helps her up as Wildhuney is now flat on her back, her legs start to shake as she is in a deep sleep. Julie is told by the referee to wake up Wildhuney. Julie smiles as she and Dixie sit Wildhuney up, and then both girls run in opposite directions, and come flying back at a sitting up Wildhuney and deliver a double drop kick to the head and chest!!
This shocks Wildhuney awake as she now flops around like a fish out of water and then looks around to see what happened and where she is at? Wildhuney slaps the mat and is very upset as she sees Carol tangled in the ring ropes against the cage. “NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT, BITCH!!! I’M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART!!” yells Wildhuney as she tries to get up but falls back from the after effects of the siesta girl sleeper hold!!
The referee yells at both teams, “OK LADIES, THIS IS THE FINAL FALL, REMEMBER, NO RULES, ANYTHING GOES, IF SOMEONE GETS INJURED I WILL NOT STOP THE MATCH UNLESS THEY SUBMIT!! THIS FALL IS FOR THE WORLD WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS!!!”
Wildhuney was still upset that Julie got her in the “siesta girl sleeper” and was wiping the blood off her face and the sweat off her chest. She speaks softly to Carol, her tag partner, “We need to hurt these two!! I so want to put that bitch Dixie out of wrestling!! I hurt Julie in Tokyo, and we are going to do the same thing to her also!! Make sure you bust them wide open!! They will need dental records to find out which girl wrestler is which when we are through with them!!”
Carol, grinning and wiping the sweat off her arms and chest, “yeah, let’s do some more double teaming!! You always seem to enjoy that, especially when we beat the Landers girls last week in Hollywood Florida!! Didn’t you break Amanda’s leg with your Huneydrop figure four?! That was awesome!!”
Wildhuney grins and nods approvingly, “yeah, we need to break some bones!! You and I will do just that with Dixie and Julie!! Hahahaa!!” Both girls laugh as the whistle blows getting the teams ready for the final fall.
Julie was talking to Dixie, “Honey, you are really doing great out there, but be careful when you wrestle Wildhuney!! She cheats at every opportunity, and since I wrestled her in Tokyo, she will do anything to win!! And I do mean, ANYTHING!! SO BE CAREFUL!! I DON’T WANT YOU HURT, WE NEED TO HURT THEM!!”
Dixie grins and shakes her head, “I can’t believe she got me in her Huneydreamer sleeper hold!! She just was brutal in that first fall! I want to break her apart in this final fall, and when we beat her and Carol, we will be the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!”
Julie smiles and double high fives Dixie as they hear the whistle for the final fall!! The arena lights go off again, and only the ring lights and the cage are shown!! The bell sounds and Wildhuney, her long blonde hair now stained with the blood of battle, circles around the ring, staring at Julie who is going the opposite way, and then they stop and lunge at each other in a collar and elbow hook up.
Both girls struggle for position, but Wildhuney is pulling Julie towards her and they fall against the ropes. Julie tries to break free, but Wildhuney is quick to rake the eyes of the former world champion. Julie is blinded temporarily, and Wildhuney grabs Julie by the hair and putting Julie into a tight headlock. Wildhuney grins as she lifts the chin, and drives a stiff thumb into the throat that forces Julie to her knees, gasping for air.
Wildhuney, grabbing Julie by the hair, pulls her close and then rams a knee into the side of Julie’s head, knocking her down onto the mat. Wildhuney goes over to Carol and tags her in, yelling as she does, “HURT HER!!”
Carol, jumps in, grabs Julie by the hair and arm. Carol tosses Julie into the ropes, and as Julie bounces off the ropes, Carol meets her with a boot to the stomach. Julie doubles over and Carol grabs Julie’s arm and neck and spins her upside down in a vicious super neck breaker!! Julie is hurt as Carol gets up and stomps on the neck of Julie, as Wildhuney claps approvingly.
Wildhuney yells, ‘TAG ME!!!” and Carol runs over to Wildhuney and tags her in quickly. Wildhuney, with renewed energy, jumps over the top rope, and rushes over to a down Julie. She walks up to her as Julie is trying to get up and delivers a boot to the side of the head. “Your Tokyo nightmare is going to come true, honey!!!” laughs Wildhuney as she grabs a hold of Julie’s hair.
Wildhuney, holds Julie by the hair, takes one step back, and then delivers a jaw breaking knee lift, sending Julie into the enemies corner. Carol quickly grabs Julie by the hair and yanks her up into the corner. Carol, then pulls Julie’s hair back over the turnbuckle, and delivers a thumb to the throat of Julie as Wildhuney runs in and rams a knee into the stomach at the same time, causing Julie serious discomfort.
The Real Deals of womens wrestling, grin at each other as Wildhuney makes a fist and drives it over and over into the open stomach of Julie. Wildhuney, her gorgeous blonde hair flies everywhere, exciting the crowd as Carol puts Julie’s legs intertwined in the turnbuckles. Wildhuney, smiling as she sees Julie suffering, Carol ties the legs of Julie in the ropes as Wildhuney puts her wrestling boot on the throat of Julie. Wildhuney has a big smile on her face as Dixie runs towards the brutal girls of wrestling. She is stopped by the referee and tells her, “you have to tag in…” Carol grins as she slaps Wildhuney goes and rams another boot to the stomach!!!
Carol grins as she hands the Tag rope and wildhuney is very happy as she makes Julie suffer, remembering the Tokyo wrestling match between Julie and Wildhuney.
“KEEP HER OUT OF HERE REF!!”, yells Wildhuney as Carol now is kicking Julie into the stomach, over and over. Wildhuney smiles as she holds Julie in place as she steps on her hair, while Carol is pummeling the stomach of Julie. Wildhuney tags Carol and changes places with Carol. Wildhuney now pulls Julie up by the hair and lets her head fall to the bottom turnbuckle!! A huge smile on Wildhuney’s face as she does this move 2 more times and then puts her wrestling boot on the neck of Julie and keeps kicking her throat area, damaging Julie even more.
Carol releases the legs and shoves Julie’s legs over and Julie falls onto her face as Wildhuney now jumps onto the lower back with both knees, delivering a crushing backbreaker knee drop. Wildhuney stays on Julie’s back and yanks Julie’s hair hard and pulling her head back viciously. Wildhuney spins Julie around and applies that same camel clutch, gouging the eyes of Julie as Dixie keeps yelling, “COME ON JULIE!! YOU CAN DO IT!!” Wildhuney grins as she pulls something out of her tights and now starts jabbing it into that forehead of Julie. Blood is starting to flow down Julie’s face as Wildhuney grins and punishes that forehead by punching on that open cut as well.
Wildhuney giggles as she slams Julie’s face into the mat. Carol gets into the ring, grabbing Julie by the hair. Wildhuney and Carol stand beside Julie, wrapping their leg around Julie’s legs and deliver a crushing Double Russian leg sweep!! Julie’s head takes the full brunt of the blow as she bounces off the mat.
Carol grabs Julie’s leg and kicks the thigh as Wildhuney goes over to Julie and grabs a huge handful of hair. She smiles as she holds Julie’s head up and rams a knee into the face of Julie!! Dixie can’t stand this anymore and finally runs around the referee to get at her adversaries.
Dixie rams a knee into the back of Carol, causing her to fall into the cage. Dixie gets up quickly and grabs Wildhuney by the hair and rams a fist into her face, sending Wildhuney back into the corner of the cage. The crowd goes wild as Dixie is on a rampage. Dixie grabs Wildhuney and pulls her through the ropes. Wildhuney reluctantly climbs through the ropes and staggers over with Dixie to the middle of the ring. Julie is slowly getting up as Carol is now trying to get back into the fight. Dixie leans back and rams a vicious knee into the side of Wildhuney’s head, sending her crashing into Carol, causing her to fall back face first into the steel cage, cutting her even worse.
Carol’s face is now covered in blood as all 4 girls are now fighting each other tooth and nail. Now, Dixie and Julie grab both Carol and Wildhuney. They pull them back into the ring, the crowd is cheering, as Dixie and Julie toss Wildhuney and Carol into the ropes. But as they come back towards Dixie and Julie, they see Julie and Dixie bow down, and suddenly, Wildhuney and Carol grab Dixie and Julie respectfully and deliver a vicious double DDT that injures Dixie’s neck again!!
Wildhuney and Carol slowly get up, high five each other as both Dixie and Julie are seriously hurt! Wildhuney pulls up Dixie, and Carol pulls up Julie, they toss them into the ropes and deliver a double drop kicks to both girls, sending them into the ropes and falling through the ropes and hitting the cage. Wildhuney, smiling as she grabs Dixie by the hair and pulls her back into the ring. Wildhuney, a smile on her face as she drives a thumb into the throat of Dixie, sending her into the corner, gasping for air.
Wildhuney, blood now streaming down her face as well, grins through the crimson, grabs Dixie as Carol dropkicks Julie into the steel cage again. Wildhuney, pulls Dixie up and lifts her upside down in a piledriver position, rams a knee every time she walks towards the middle of the ring into Dixie’s bloody face. Wildhuney stops in the middle of the ring and yells, “WE ARE YOUR NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!”, then jumping high into the air, she rams Dixie’s neck and head viciously in a patented spinning HUNEYDRIVER PILEDRIVER!! Dixie is in serious pain as she holds her neck and flops around the mat.
Wildhuney, grabs Dixie by the hair and pulls her up as Carol climbs up to the top turnbuckle! Dixie can barely stand up as Wildhuney puts her in a tight full nelson and walks her towards Carol. Julie is staggering up to the ropes as she tries to save her partner. Carol, gets ready to jump off the top turnbuckle and deliver a match ending flying drop kick to the face and jaw of Dixie.
But as she jumps high into the air, Dixie delivers a low blow kick to Wildhuney, who releases Dixie and then takes the full brunt of the drop kick!! The crowd goes wild as Dixie now falls away and turns to jump on Wildhuney for the pin!! The referee counts 1...2...3!! Carol tries to stop her but Julie is able to drop kick Carol into the ropes!! Carol’s head hit’s the cage and she falls and lays on top of the third rope as Dixie jumps up and goes over to Julie as both girls hug each other!!
The announcer comes into the steel cage and yells, “HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEEWWWWWWW WORRRLLLD WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONNNNNSS….DIXIE AND JULIE, HELL’S BELLLLLLLEEE’S!!!”
Dixie and Julie fall to each other, breathing heavily and handed the World Womens Tag Team championship belts!! They start to cry happy tears as they get up and raise the belts over their heads as the crowd cheers for them!! They are hobbling around the ring, holding their belts high into the air and then start to climb out of the steel cage, as we see Wildhuney, her hands on her hips, her huge mammaries heaving up and down as she looks very upset as she stares at her tag team partner, Carol. Carol is just hanging on the ropes, barely able to move. Wildhuney kicks the bottom rope causing Carol to fall off the ropes and get jolted back into reality!
Wildhuney starts yelling at Carol and shoving her as the referee hands Wildhuney her World ladies Pro Wrestling Championship belt. She puts it around her waist and tightens it and points to it as she is screaming at Carol. Carol is dazed and bloodied, she tries to get up but as she does, she is kicked by Wildhuney!! The crowd is stunned as Wildhuney grabs Carol by the hair and arm, pulling her up, she tosses Carol into the ropes on the other side of the wrestling ring and lifting her wrestling boot, catches it on the jaw of Carol, sending her quickly down!!
The crowd is staring but also cheering as the evil girls of wrestling are now arguing with each other! Julie and Dixie are safely back to the locker room to celebrate their victory over Wildhuney and Carol, but suddenly, three gorgeous blondes come out of the locker room area and run down to the steel cage and climb into the ring. They look and stare at Wildhuney and ask her why she is beating up on her own tag team partner. One of the girls has a microphone, and hands it to Wildhuney.
The three girls are Pamela Anderson, the Celebrity ladies world Champion, Brittany “the Bruiser” Spears, the Hardcore Celebrity ladies champion and “THE TEXAS TORNADO”, JESSICA SIMPSON!! She is the North American Celebrity ladies champion!! All three ladies have their championship belts around their waists as they stare at Wildhuney and look down on Carol.
“OK!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE CALLED YOU AND TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES!!!” yells Wildhuney as Carol is now trapped in the corner with all four girls cornering her and letting Wildhuney speak.
“I HAVE BEEN A WORLD CHAMPION OF WOMENS WRESTLING 5 TIMES!! I AM A LEGEND IN LADIES WRESTLING!! PAMELA, YOU ARE A LEGEND IN THE CELEBRITY WORLD OF WOMENS WRESTLING, AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU, YOU WRESTLE LIKE ME, YOU LOOK LIKE ME, AND YOU ALL ARE CHAMPIONS…LIKE ME!!”, yells Wildhuney as she is handed a towel by Brittany, and given a hug and then, gives Carol a quick kick to the stomach, as Wildhuney sees it and smiles!
“NOW THAT IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!! WE ARE CHAMPIONS!! BLONDE, GORGEOUS AND SO FIT THAT WE SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME OF WOMENS WRESTLING, EVEN AS WE WRESTLE. JUST LOOK AT MY TAG PARTNER!! SHE IS A DISSAPOINTMENT!! I HAVE CARRIED HER THROUGHOUT MY CAREER AS A CHAMPION, AND ALL I GET FROM HER IS EXCUSES!! NOW, AS YOU HAVE ALL SEEN, WE LOST THE CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEW WORLD WOMENS WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, CAROL CAUSED US TO LOSE!! YOU KNOW AS A BLONDE AND GORGEOUS WOMEN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, WE CANNOT PUT UP WITH LOSERS!! CAROL ISNT EVEN A TRUE BLONDE LIKE I AM!! SO PAMELA, I BEG YOU, I PLEAD WITH YOU, LET US MERGE AND HAVE AN ALLIANCE!! I WANT TO FORM A NEW WORLD ORDER!! THE NEW, AND IMPROVED… “HOLLYWOOD BLONDES” OF WRESTLING!! OHH, AND CAROL, YOU ARE SOO FIRED!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!” All four girls laugh as they see Carol hurt and injured!
The crowd starts to boo as all 4 girls now hug as Carol is still laying against the ropes, no where to go, and then suddenly, Brittany rams a boot into the stomach of Carol, causing her to bend over and fall to her knees. Jessica grins and rams a quick knee to the back of the head sending Carol down face first into the mat.
Wildhuney grabs Carol by the hair, slaps her a few times as Pamela quickly gets up to the top turnbuckle. Wildhuney, holds Carol in place as Brittany and Jessica now lift Carol upside down and as Pamela smiles, her huge breasts heave up and down in anticipation on the brutality that is about to happen. They lift Carol up, Pamela gets Carol and lifts her high over her head and delivers the most devastatingly brutal Pammyslam that it even shakes the wrestling ring!!!
The crowd boos their displeasure as all four girls watch Carol’s body, start to convulse as she is now in serious pain and could be seriously injured!!
Wildhuney, laughing as all four girls come down to the center of the wrestling ring and she starts to laugh and yell, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE THE NEW FORCE IN WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! THE NEW AND IMPROVED…HOLLLLLYYYYWOOOD BLLLONDDDES!!!”
All four girls now bow as Carol is now protected by the paramedics!! They all wave to the booing crowd as they strut around the ring and then leave the cage to celebrate the new evil incarnate, “the HOLLYWOOD BLONDES!!” WHO CAN STOP THEM NOW AND WILL CAROL BE ABLE TO EXACT REVENGE ON WILDHUNEY? Carol whispers to the paramedic, “tell Huney, this is far from over!!!”
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